paper bag it

1 When you are having sex with a really ugly girl and you put a paper bag over her head to cover her uglyness
2 When your buddies make fun of you for liking a girl who is really ugly and you simply reply "paper bag it" as a response meaning "who cares"

"ewwww man you asked out that whale natasha?"
"Paper bag it!"

by Zach Cannuli July 3, 2005

paper raped

it is a situation one finds himself or herself frequently in college, when two or more papers are due in different classes in a short period of time. This results in staying up late, putting off everything else, and writing paper after paper until you feel like quitting school.

How to use this term:

You: "Sorry man, I can't do anything this week. I have two papers due today, one tomorrow, and one the next day."

Me: "Dang, you are totally getting paper raped right now."

You: "Yep, it sucks..."

by rab711 March 28, 2009

White paper

An article in a peer-reviewed journal that uses faulty science, historical racism, and white supremacy as a means to justify continued racism and white supremacy.

Did you see that policy piece claiming that poverty caused by racism is actually the result of different "cultures"? Yeah, that's a real White paper alright. And now the American Heart Association is attacking affirmative action? That's a White paper too.

by Reflecting back August 3, 2020

wall papering the closet

to make hot, intesnse, sinful love in a location out of the ordinary.

Me and Judith were wall papering the closet in her brothers treehouse when her dad caught us.

by ryanwvfan September 28, 2010

Tar Paper Roll

A giant black dick. Typically attached to a stove pipe.

Hey bro, can you we lost our rutter on the this cruise ship could we use your tar paper roll to steer the ship?

by Rest In Piss February 23, 2011

Toilet Paper Conundrum

The law of total probability that decides it will be your turn to be without toilet paper in the bathroom.

All at the same time, there is not a spare roll within a 12-mile radius of your location. This may have you questioning what you did to deserve this or why bad things happen to good people.

"I prayed to God asking not to be hit with the Toilet Paper Conundrum."

"I still haven't recovered from that Toilet Paper Conundrum yesterday."

by homb July 4, 2014

ball paper

verb. photographing one's testicles and setting the photo as the wall paper on someone else's phone without their knowledge.

Don't leave you're phone on the bar at the Coo Coo Nest. Kyle will ball paper it.

by jesse the destroyer July 25, 2014