penal mode

A guy who is often observed to be thinking with his dick in any given situation or a guy who switches into a lusty, lewd, crude and foolish person A man in that mode can also be quite rude. They tend to zone onto the female person or persons of interest, to the exclusion of all others.

Dude, you brother could be taking to mom while he's checking out the talent on the street as if he's eternally in some penal mode! Whenever Valencia walks by we all become invisible when he switches into that penal mode shit, acting like some crass fool! Tell him to snap out of it man and give us and her some respect!

by Badwsky February 9, 2010

pealcoholnis weekend

the sort of weekend your girlfriend is expecting when she hasnt seen you in 1 or more weeks; she will be full of alcohol and penis for the entirety. hence 'pealcoholnis weekend' pretty much an ideallic weekend for both parties involved.

michael: what are you doing this weekend charlotte?
charlotte: oh, visiting my boyfriend
michael: pealcoholnis weekend then?
charlotte: preeety much.. cant wait :D
michael: well.. have a good one!
charlotte: mmm pealcoholnis

by nijhizzle August 7, 2010

Penalty Shot

Hockey term used by the boys when theyre out wheeling for the night. Usually occurs when the boys have a reason to grant the first shot at her to someone in particular on the team. ie - birthday, long cold streak, etc. Relates to hockey in that a penalty shot is a free shot at the goalie with no defenders against you or in this case the hottie at the bar.

Player 1 - "Hey boys see that broadski down the bar there?"
Player 2 - "Yeah bro shes a dime. But since its Johnnys birthday well give him a penalty shot."

by JohnnyRockets27 January 28, 2012

Penaloffaloffalous

An inbred elephant with a penis for a trunk.

Dan: Damn that is a big elephant. Does is it have a penis for a trunk?
Steven: No, that is not an elephant, its a Penaloffaloffalous, an inbred elephant.

by soultaker January 25, 2013

penalanus

a penis sticking out of a male/females butthole and accasionaly bleeds uncontrollably. this is perfect for bisexual people.

that penalanus is soo slick

by Jake the Boss April 19, 2014

Penalcolada

A beverage made of pineapple with a hint of some tequila or rum mixed with a man's penis. (Penal)

Hey daddy can I get a drink. Yeah baby, you want a penalcolada? Of course daddy. You want it virgin? It's never virgin silly.

by Jodaddy72 September 9, 2016

penalty shoot out

Where two guys blow their load into someone elses mouth and who ever gets the most shots in wins

Man! Pete and I were having a game of penalty shoot out and pete didn't sink a single one!

by Dnarlow November 16, 2016