Paedophile (s)

Evidently, Americans need to keep a dictionary handy at all times because apparently they don't know that the word P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E is. With all the crap going on with the Catholic church one would think that it would be as easy as pumping gas. But, unfortunately, some of the more estrogen enriched members of our country can't even do that, so perhaps I'm asking too much.

Your dad was a pedophile, and it corrupted your brain in such a way that you can no longer spell.

by Brooksie February 23, 2005

Peacocking

The act of texting someone next to or near you about someone else slightly farther away.
- only applies if the person who is the subject of the conversation is in view and is none the wiser

Me and Alyssa were totally peacocking earlier, Meghan had no idea what was going on.

by P_cock December 21, 2008

Paedophobia

Someone with a fear of kids or dolls. Definitely/hopefully not a parent!

A: Shannon gets really weird around kids.
B: Yeah! She probably has a case of paedophobia.

by waldorfwww44 September 23, 2017

Paedospeed.

When (usually) a car full of boys are driving along and they see a hot girl walking, they reduce the speed the car is travelling at, in order to get a better look at the girl. This is known as 'paedospeed'.

Even funnier if the girl is jb.

Girl: 'I was walking home from school the other day and a group of guys in a car beeped, and then dropped down to paedospeed. The one in the back looked desperate'.

XD

by KST18 May 6, 2009

Peacock

A man who dressed up, done hair and posed for a profile picture to try make himself look good but resulting in looking like a complete melt.

me: dude have you seen this pussys profile pic.
friend: i know man what a fucking Peacock.

by jerkcrackhead November 21, 2010

proud peacock

When you stick your closed fist up a girl and then open up your hand like a peacock.

Your mother was a freak so I busted out the proud peacock on her.

by Mike Dog August 28, 2008

awkward peacock

requires two people.

person 1: places the heels of his hands together, and sticks all of his fingers out, like a peacock's feathers.
person 2: makes a fist, sticks thumb out. puts the fist at the junction of person 1's hands/"feathers" and points the outstretched thumb away from the feathers. (peacock's head and body)

awkward peacock, as appears above.

by dmq88 January 16, 2010