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Moon boots

Is where you ejaculate on the shower floor, and allowing the next person to get in, and their feet sticking to the shower floor as they try to walk around in said shower.
“It’s like his flying around, like his walking on the moon”. These are the effects of moon boots.
by Sorrygonefishing April 2, 2020
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Booted to the moon

When you hit a large jump and get sent to the moon.
Dude I was playing Dune yesterday and got booted to the moon, it was so epic!
by Kenjubb December 30, 2017
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Moon Cook

When you heat something up by putting it in your ass.
Man I’m ‘bout to moon cook this hammer.
by phooshbubble December 20, 2017
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Moon Down

The period of inexplicable low energy, lethargy and feeling emotionally drained immediately after a full moon. Typically lasts a few days. Particularly exaggerated if preceded with a “Moon Melt” . Similar to a heavy weekend partying followed by a downer and typically a Bluesday Tuesday.
That was a heavy full moon and after that moon melt of mine I’m going to suffer a big Moon Down
by Cainey November 3, 2020
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Moon Children

A cult established in the early 2000’s dedicated towards all the normal cult stuff. Sacrifices, prayers, putting the souls of a dead kid into a copy of Majora’s Mask, all that good stuff.
“So what’s up with that creepy-pasta Ben Drowned?

“Some kid sacrificed himself in a cult called the Moon Children and haunted a Game cartridge.
by Senketsu September 17, 2019
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Moon stones :)

A bag of family sized chips
Ruffles munchiesDoritoscheetosTims Jalapenos chips moon stones :)
by MoonBeezy(: June 7, 2011
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