Bullshit Ohio!

A saying meaning "Ya right," or just simply "No." used to get a point across more clearly and often makes people laugh.

you gonna do it?

Bullshit Ohio! Im not doin that!

-or-

I think I saw you there

Bullshit Ohio! Theres no way you would have seen me there!

by Chuck T. Diesel May 13, 2011

Ohio Shovel

The act of which you take a shit on the floor and grab your mate by the ankles like a wheelbarrow race and make them scoop it up with their tongue.

Hey baby I've got to shit, so do you wanna try the Ohio Shovel?

by Just a Random Guy April 2, 2015

The Ohio Hold On

The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.

Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."

Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"

by Dirty Flirty Dave March 8, 2019

Venedocia, Ohio

A small town that only has 4 streets and 1 park... NO gas-station,or stores... reminds you of a horror story, and feels like you’re being watched...

Me:I live in Venedocia, Ohio
U: That hellhole? That’s where a whole bunch o freaky stuff happen!

by Crazyfeelinz June 10, 2019

Venedocia, Ohio

A small town in the middle of nowhere, only 4 streets, 1 park... NO stores, or gas-stations.... reminds you of a horror movie... owls everywhere, and everyone knows one another... CREEPY, bad things happen

Me: I live in Venedocia, Ohio

Someone: That hellhole? That town is sooo creepy and it’s in the middle of nowhere!!!

by Crazyfeelinz June 10, 2019

Philo Ohio

Philo Ohio, were do I begin everyone that lives hear are river rats, but momma never said being an inbread was the devil so here we are,but on the Friday night lights all the kids walk around packing there dip, and drinking beer and pshh there school is about as horrible as a regular nail going through dry wall with no stud did I mention where a bunch of redneck use ductape to fix everything kinda people. Bc all the yeeyee dippers are poor,but we're a really supportive community of dumbfuck crackheads but are we the only village that has 30 cops that live so close seems like there only ammusment is polling over people on dirtbikes or four-wheelers n what pothead doesn't go to the bottom of the bridge and take photos with a bunch of spraypaint everywhere

Philo Ohio

by Yeeyee bub June 20, 2019

Ohio Guacamole

The act of vomiting inside the vagina during sexual intercourse and then proceeding to ejaculate.

Thomas: "Yo,i saw you with Monika, did you sleep with her last night?
Jacob: "Bro i gave her some Ohio Guacamole"
Thomas: "bro..."

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 24, 2019