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What in the ohio

What in the Ohio just happened man?

someone just got eaten by a dragon.
by Coolboy300 October 8, 2022
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california in ohio

it is california in ohio
by brintonisgay April 22, 2021
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Ohio Policy

Like any other policy debate circuit except that we suck at debating any argument that requires actual logic instead of card dumping. The best debaters in the circuit speak faster than anyone else but still undercover everything leading to judge intervention up the wazoo. Ohio debaters also suck at any type of theory argument (that includes T) and tend to use it as time suck. That being said Ohio has one of the closest policy debate communities and have produced some of the best college debaters.
P1: Did you see that card dump on the politics DA and standards dump on the T-Substantial in the block?
P2: Yeah, and somehow the neg still undercovered the DA impact
P1: That's Ohio policy for you
by PolicySwagger December 18, 2022
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Ohio Ball

Some consider it a sport. Others consider it a suicide mission. Ohio ball is the world most dangerous game ever. The game has THREE unspoken rules.
#1 Never speak of Ohio Ball
#2 Death can shortly follow after losing a game of Ohio Ball.
#3 Anything can happen.
Jimmy: “You what are those niglets doing?”
Tyrone: “There playing Ohio Ball”
Ohio-Russian Spy: “Вы нарушили первое правило игры в Огайо. Вы будете повешены за свои преступления против королевства Огайо.”
by SigmaFaggotHater December 20, 2022
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The Ohio Hold On

The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.
Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."

Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"
by Dirty Flirty Dave March 8, 2019
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Ohio Burrito

oh-hahy-oh buh-ree-toh
/oʊˈhaɪ oʊ/ /bəˈri toʊ/

noun: plural: Ohio burritos

Increasingly popular variant of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein Saran Wrap is employed AFTER the brown trout is released but BEFORE the donor takes seat, resulting in a spectacular psychedelic liquid light show of poo.
Usually, quick cleanup was the name of the game however, Eric surprised us all by opting for Saran Wrap *after* the brown shower. The Ohio Burrito never leaves spectators disappointed.
by MoltenPoo December 18, 2021
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Philo Ohio

Philo Ohio, were do I begin everyone that lives hear are river rats, but momma never said being an inbread was the devil so here we are,but on the Friday night lights all the kids walk around packing there dip, and drinking beer and pshh there school is about as horrible as a regular nail going through dry wall with no stud did I mention where a bunch of redneck use ductape to fix everything kinda people. Bc all the yeeyee dippers are poor,but we're a really supportive community of dumbfuck crackheads but are we the only village that has 30 cops that live so close seems like there only ammusment is polling over people on dirtbikes or four-wheelers n what pothead doesn't go to the bottom of the bridge and take photos with a bunch of spraypaint everywhere
by Yeeyee bub June 20, 2019
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