ocean

That Big Shit Blue thing that spoils 75% of the Earths surface.
Residents will agree, as they are usually
Sharp, Poisonous and Pissed Off.
Made up of mostly the useless version of 'water'
Low tide, high tide, i mean WTF , make up your mind.
I hate it, It puts sand in my vagina.
AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A VAGINA!?

Pooh Bear: Yo tigger my nigger, Lets go for a surf in the ocean
Tigger: But it's low tide..?
Pooh Bear: Ahh For Shit Sake!

by Tomary December 19, 2008

Ocean View

In terms of jail/prison. Ocean View is a view out of your cell window that is something desirable and other than facing a brick wall, etc.

Hey man, I spent five years on that blcok, and i had Ocean View!

by Usl-spct August 2, 2011

ocean spray

The urine that comes back at men when they use a urinal. syn. splash back

After using a urinal, "Man, that urinal got ocean spray all over my shirt."

by alex January 18, 2005

Ocean up

To take a shower, to wash

"hey Bro, before we hit sights, I am gonna Ocean up

by Big Bear March 1, 2005

Ocean Staring

When you need to think, the best thing to do is stare at the ocean. This is often used in movies, and some tv shows like Lost.

Where's Bob? he is supposed to lecture the students on art.
He is gone ocean staring.

by Lheimer May 24, 2010

Ocean's Eleven

The practice of parties of three or more pedestrians walking abreast on the sidewalks or in the hotels of Las Vegas, like the publicity shots of the Rat Pack for the movie of the same name.

"I would have been here sooner, but there was a group of six in front of me that was Ocean's Eleven all the way from Caesars!"

by Bazzito52 October 11, 2016

Ocean

A Joke Fail. A fail of comedy. A very wet blue thing

Your joke was an Ocean. Get away for me you useless comedian!

by Adrian_YT February 8, 2017