Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.

"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."

by null793 September 25, 2015

Diddle Net

A net used while fishing to get the fish from the water into the boat

Mosco used his diddle net to lift his meter choondi into the boat.

by Adstevo September 5, 2023

phishing for the net

Believing you won a PS5 with yr points for trying samples.

i'm tired of phishing for the net. I never even got my PS5.

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024

net

Opinion (mostly) about girls.
Used when one is neither sexually nor psychologically attracted to a particular girl.
Abbreviates "not even touch".
Also see: fafa, fanta.

"Bro I fucked this chick, she's hot as hell."
"Dude, you must've been drunk af, she's a total net"

by dendik March 14, 2022

Net

Catching someones fall, being there plan B, girls go to them after breakup and friend zone them usually

Bro your just her net

by GoodD0ctor July 29, 2016

Net

When you constantly get caught in the soccer goal net and you fall down.

"Guys look! Nathan just pulled a Net! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by LD1216\ September 29, 2021

Netting

obtaining a fishing net and squeezing it around ones testicles for an extended amount of time in order to create a checkered imprint on said testicles.

"hey bro what were you up to last night?"
"oh you know, just netting and gooning in my cave."

by sigmaskibiditoiletrizz May 13, 2024