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Duke Nukem Forever
A notoriously delayed shooter. Starring everyone's favorite Crazy Awesome Badass Motherfucker: Duke Nukem, it has been delayed for twelve years.
Then 3drealms shut down. It looked like all hope was lost...
UNTIL GEARBOX CAME IN AND SAVED THE DAY! No, seriously, for the first time in 12 years, at PAX, it was finally confirmed that the game was going to be released, and playable, in 2011. To further drive the point home, it was actually playable at PAX. After a four-hour line, of course.
Then 3drealms shut down. It looked like all hope was lost...
UNTIL GEARBOX CAME IN AND SAVED THE DAY! No, seriously, for the first time in 12 years, at PAX, it was finally confirmed that the game was going to be released, and playable, in 2011. To further drive the point home, it was actually playable at PAX. After a four-hour line, of course.
Duke Nukem Forever by ARatherPoorDriver October 28, 2010
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nukezone
Nukezone is a strategic text-based game where you play with and/or against other players on the web alone or with a clan.
Basically, you need to sacrifice all your spare time (and eventually give up on your girlfriend/boyfriend) and go up in the middle of the night to avoid loosing morale so your clan can stay in the toplist. If you're lucky, then you won't by accident click on the wrong target and manage too loose 50% of your attack force during an attack while trying to keep your eyes open when everyone in your family is sleeping. However, if you do, try keep silent and don't wake them up!
If you don't wake up when the alarm sounds at 4am for some reason (low batteries etc.), you might loose morale, and your aggressive CL will eventually kick you out of the clan for not being active enough.
Then you will spend the rest of the round (about 3 months) being nuked by random ex-clanmates while looking for a n00b clan to protect you, which for some reason always seem to declare mutual war with slayer clans.
It's a great game. It really is.
Basically, you need to sacrifice all your spare time (and eventually give up on your girlfriend/boyfriend) and go up in the middle of the night to avoid loosing morale so your clan can stay in the toplist. If you're lucky, then you won't by accident click on the wrong target and manage too loose 50% of your attack force during an attack while trying to keep your eyes open when everyone in your family is sleeping. However, if you do, try keep silent and don't wake them up!
If you don't wake up when the alarm sounds at 4am for some reason (low batteries etc.), you might loose morale, and your aggressive CL will eventually kick you out of the clan for not being active enough.
Then you will spend the rest of the round (about 3 months) being nuked by random ex-clanmates while looking for a n00b clan to protect you, which for some reason always seem to declare mutual war with slayer clans.
It's a great game. It really is.
WAAHHH!! Who's sending all the random nukes at me?? I'm in teh toplist ffs, I will pwn y00 next round!! this is teh shit!
I need to get myself a girlfriend...
I need to get myself a girlfriend...
Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem by ISS September 2, 2003
Duke Nukem
A bad-ass motherfucker notable for his god-like quotes.
Quotes:
"Eat shit and die."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."
"See you in Hell!"
"Suck it down!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Quotes:
"Eat shit and die."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."
"See you in Hell!"
"Suck it down!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Guy #1: Have you heard of Duke Nukem?
Guy #2: Who's he?
Guy #1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is!
Guy #2: Who's he?
Guy #1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is!
Duke Nukem by ThatGuyOnTheInternet August 22, 2010
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duke nukem forever
The video game that is the sequel to Duke Nukem 3D. The game has been delayed multiple times and many lost hope of it's completion. As a sort of accidental foreshadowing, the acronym for Duke Nukem Forever is D.N.F (Did Not Finish). Luckily Gear Box has stated that the game is due to arrive sometime in 2011 and anyone who bought the "game of the year" edition of Borderlands will be able to play the demo before anyone else.
Person 1-
Dude, valve is taking forever with Half-life 2 : episode 3.
Person 2-
I've been waiting since 1997 for Duke Nukem Forever. You haven't even SEEN "taking forever"!!!
Dude, valve is taking forever with Half-life 2 : episode 3.
Person 2-
I've been waiting since 1997 for Duke Nukem Forever. You haven't even SEEN "taking forever"!!!
duke nukem forever by colonel numbnuts December 23, 2010