jiggle test

when a women jiggles her huge tits to impress another one or make one jealous

hey keenan look that girls doing the jiggle test to get your attention

by nervousnelson October 23, 2017

Leak testing

When you put your cock in her pussy and balls in her asshole at the same time.

I enjoy leak testing my girlfriend

by Silentshooter_31 August 09, 2022

Roof Test

The ultimate act of frustration, particularly as applied to consumer electronics, housewares, and non-durable goods. Also occasionally performed in the genuine spirit of scientific inquiry.

Damn iphone. I'd like to roof test AT&T's network.

We got a new couch, but no one wanted the old one, so we roof tested it.

by lipscocity December 15, 2009

permit test

The biggest piece of shit known to man

Hey man I failed the permit test again

by Totally real person February 09, 2023

Testing Positive

Quick and veiled way of telling another you are under the influence of an illegal substance.

Testing positive.

by cravinbob September 03, 2010

P.N.C. test

Post Nut Clarity test: To make a decision; especially one regarding sex or romance after reaching orgasm, Using enhanced thinking skills and lack of horny bias to make a decision.

Before figuring out if hewanted to go out with Sarah or Jessica. Brian performed a P.N.C. test where he concluded that even though Sarah is hotter, Jessica has a lot more potential for a long-term relationship.

by TheBlackestRaven April 24, 2023

polygrip test

What Butt-Head of TV's Beavis and Butt-Head calls a polygraph test aka. a lie detector test in the episode, "Liar! Liar!"

{Beavis}: What are they going to do to us?
{Butt-Head}: I think they're going to make us take one of those polygrip tests.

by Telephony April 25, 2020