The supreme ruler in the art of the flake- frequently commits to attendance of an event or activity, but disappears without a trace as soon as you ask where they are.
Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.
2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.
2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.
by Timothy Flinsmass February 11, 2018
The action that is taken when one or more individuals need to be put in their place, or when a situation calls for an alpha to step up and assert their dominance to get the desired outcome
by White-Rice October 30, 2017
by DongMasterFlex December 22, 2008
A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.
by Jack Meoff February 03, 2005
by Trollge March 22, 2021
1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.
2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.
2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.
by slanty eyed sam July 24, 2008
When someone says the most random fucking thing and you’re in a bitchy mood so you tell them “weird flex but okay” so they’ll shut up .
by Bitchezz2331 November 23, 2018