A state of affairs where correlation has been incorrectly assumed to imply causality. Originates in a story where in the 1700s, bellows were used to pump smoke into the rectum of victims of drowning to resuscitate them, because of a single incident where this treatment had been applied and the patient recovered.
So because these two people have the same first name and age, anyone else with the same name is the same age? That's arse bellows!
by arc123 March 16, 2011
by jbfhjjabfjb December 15, 2010
by Richie December 11, 2003
a hairy fucking pain in the arse who forgets to buy you beer when he goes to the off licence, and who keeps you awake with his snoring
my boyriend is a fucking arse vole and i'm gonna wait till he falls asleep snores and shave his eyebrows off, the cunt
by helen sully December 22, 2006
by Alexandra July 30, 2004
by Blazey da Best May 29, 2005
An Arse Crawler is a well known parasite of the Grabba Worm origin. It crawls up the anus of particular people especially when found in a particular social circle. The Arse Crawler has only been discovered recently in a town called St Helens. It is unknown if there are more of its kind in the Uk or the rest of Europe.
If you would like to remove an arse crawler, we suggest you take the mick out of it and it will listen but never respond. Then you must act fast and remove the arse crawler!
Please be aware if you come in contact with arse crawler or more commonly known as a Grabba Worm. You may likely come in contact with grease residue. If you have been infected make sure to call an ambulance
If you would like to remove an arse crawler, we suggest you take the mick out of it and it will listen but never respond. Then you must act fast and remove the arse crawler!
Please be aware if you come in contact with arse crawler or more commonly known as a Grabba Worm. You may likely come in contact with grease residue. If you have been infected make sure to call an ambulance
An Arse Crawler has entered the anus of Aidsrun37. Watch out lads, we need to remove the Grabba Worm without being infected with grease
by InspectorGrabba March 23, 2019