Rustic noodles

Rustic noodles

The act of making spaghetti

(Just the noodles) and having your female friend who is on her period add her blood on top of the noodles, replacing the pasta sauce.

Hey honey, tonight we should have your famous rustic noodles.

by Alienboy453 July 12, 2022

Dirt Noodle

Literally just a worm

Its not a worm its a DIRT NOODLE

by Maxaroniandchease November 15, 2018

Fantastic noodles

Above average quality, two-minute noodles

i love fantastic noodles

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

noodle nart

A noodle nart is a generic pop-tart.

Look at Timmy over there, his parents bought him noodle narts!

by dustinfl October 13, 2011

Heady Noodle

What people do at pseudo-hippie concerts. Sometimes confused with grand-mal seizures. Spinning around, combined with wild arm gesticulations = HEADY NOODLE.

Mom: Son, do you know how to dance?
Son: Hell no mom, but I do a sick ass Heady Noodle at all the Disco Biscuit shows.

by Lonnie Jenkins Stabone April 16, 2011

Noodle Flip

Combining: Weed, LSD, Shrooms, 2CB, Ketamine, Nitrous, and DMT. Preferably in that order, aligning the peaks of everything, and combining a Nos Balloon with a Breakthrough DMT hit.

Probably your Mother: Oi you little cunt, you want to Noodle Flip tonight?

Definitely not your Dad: Holy mother lord Mary above are you insane, is that even safe? You've always been like this, you're going to fucking die, did you spend all our money on this,? this is the third time you've done this, we have a family! do you not care at all you silly little fuck?!

by therealpotnoodle May 28, 2021

Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018