towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

pope tard

a word used between clergymen to infer that they are the biggest retatd in their profession

"Father Carmine is a pope tard"

by Davey Boy Jenks April 9, 2010

Pope Socks

Bright red dress socks made by a tiny shop in Rome, specifically for the pope. Worn by foppish dandies and clergymen everywhere.

"The color of your pope socks are pretty loud."
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”

by thoughtography August 19, 2015

Im poping

Im pooping but silly willie

Guess what, im poping in my khakis

by [e-mail] January 26, 2024

pap-the-pope

when papping is so easy you got all the pope's worth

That's a total pap-the-pope deal, you should totally act on it.

by Onder wonder November 28, 2021

Poped

Put your dick in someones ass

bro I just Poped his ass
Nice bro I’m happy for you that you found someone else to to gay shit with

by Yaha let’s go January 20, 2022

Hugh Pope

Professional beater, great back handing technique and can down anybody with one swing

Man: Did you see Jamie get hit?

Not man: Yes! Hugh was a proper Hugh Pope!

by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration May 21, 2022