auto cot

A form of boycott which involves the ramming of automobiles.

Example: Look at onehunglow's war attack! His level 3 wagon is auto cotting matt's base!

by ruraldictionary.com November 23, 2018

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auto cock

Auto cock, an intense yet automatic sexual drive.

Bob: Man! Did you see Rufus yesterday? He and Michelle went 6-speed transmission turbo drive? What did you do last night?

Otto: Nah! I don't do stick shift. Me and Thea drove auto cock

by ruraldictionary.com November 23, 2018

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Dutch Auto

A Dutch Auto is like a dutch oven but it’s done in the car. For maximum effectiveness, the child window locks should be activated before the gaseous discharge.

I had three Taco Bell bean burritos for lunch. I gave Leslie a Dutch Auto on the way back.

by Gas man. January 11, 2019

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Auto-Correctaled

When Auto-correct sticks it to you while texting your girl.

Was texting my girlfriend and instead of telling her "I love the way your booty looks in the moonlight."

Auto-correct told her: "Your booty is as blooming big as the moon."

My Auto-correct just Auto-Correctaled me.

by AnotherAlias January 16, 2019

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Autos

Plural of car. But us combination of Czech and English language (Czenglish). Mostly used by Blážaboi

I used to play with autos

by Meldaboiii June 4, 2018

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auto-immune disorder

An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.

Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P

by QuacksO July 19, 2018

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