naked bacon

the one TRUE way to know if someone really loves you. for to cook bacon with all its hot spitting grease with no protection at all, shows dedication and a real commitment to another person.

i woke up and knew April was my soul mate when i saw her cooking me some naked bacon in the morning.

by Shtoink April 22, 2007

naked and up a tree

A more complicated way of being fucked, bridging a dynamic of two or more ways of being fucked

I was really naked and up a tree when i found out the girl i cheated on my wife with works in her office

by cwilly3 January 17, 2009

late night naked frog poppers

The act of riding around on a golf cart naked at night ...air drying from a shower. then slowly riding over frogs listening to them pop

Devin and ashleigh are late night naked frog poppers

by Gertrude Frank the 5th February 27, 2011

Naked

to be fully unclothed; bare

Alyssa was naked in the shower

by Kaatiieeee July 1, 2015

The Naked Matador

A sacred ritual performed by an abnormally large naked man with a towel and a pudgy man with a torn ACL. The large naked man waves his towel in front of the pudgy man. The pudgy man uses all the strength left in his ACL to charge the unclothed matador. The matador eventually defeats the bull and screams and shakes his penis for all to see to signify a victory over the bull. The ritual is to be performed only on a Thursday and is said to provide the Amarillo High School football team with a victory. The act can only be complete if the person playing the matador and the person playing the bull have the same size of football pants. The ritual does not work for playoff games and can be counteracted by a Jew Spell.

Philip dropped his pants to reveal his penis so that he could defeat Dalton in a battle to the death. Dalton charged Philip with all his strength his little ACL could put out, but he was no match for the Naked Matador.

by Homothug45 October 27, 2011

naea

Naea is a bad bitch that gets money, she famous cause she always in fans mouths

Naea bad

by Moookie June 18, 2018

nakaia

nakaia is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. she’s a little shy at first, but once you get to know her, you’ll be so happy she’s in your life. she’s sweet, kind, and caring but knows how to get her way. she cries a lot, but loves life. nakaia loves traveling, being with friends, and fiji water. she’s athletic, but knows how to chill. nakaia is funny, goofy, and slightly clumsy. she’s bubbly, and has somewhat irrational fears.

aww nakaia is so sweet!

by robert reeve the third May 10, 2018