Nothing

The answer people give to others after they have asked what they were saying when they weren't even paying attention

" What?" (cricket cricket) " Nothing. . . "

by LovethisAJ February 10, 2015

nothing to shake your dick at

Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."

Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."

by Decker Manning July 9, 2016

nothing burger

Over exposed topic being pushed by fake news establishment, without any evidince or reason except for ratings.

What do you think is going to happen this week with the whole Russia thing?”

Jones:“The Russia thing is just a big nothing burger.”

by rolandmadlo666 June 29, 2017

know-nothing

one who hasn't a clue about anything whatsoever

Edgars: We don't have a pro-shop, sir.

Captain Murphy: Who knows better, me or a know-nothing like you who knows nothing?!

by Michael Belong May 12, 2009

error: nothing found

The error message for the Mee6 Discord bot when it can't find a definition on urban dictionary

person 1: i'm looking up random definitions on urban dictionary using this discord bot i found
person 2: oh cool, try looking up "faejhaldghwejdahfwojdafahl"
person 1: it says Error: Nothing found
person 2: oh

by boredbotuser March 26, 2021

Nothing On

When one is scrolling through the television channels, but there are no shows playing which interests the viewer in any way, hence the term "Nothing On".

I am so bored there is nothing on tv.

by Prazzo July 23, 2009

aint nothing

Another way of saying that its not going to and never will happen.

Hey man , Let me borrow your keys to your car? Aint Nothing!

by Stephanie Green February 3, 2007