by Doge70 January 01, 2016
The act of preforming oral sex on a woman of choice. Using a swirling motion of the tongue on the clitoris
Girl one: Oh my god during sex last night he went down on me and gave me an amazing swirl job.
Girl two: I could probably do it better.
Girl two: I could probably do it better.
by JoinMyImperfections April 01, 2016
Can I give you a flesh job instead? I don't want anything getting in my hair and I'm running the dishwasher in ten minutes anyway.
by Moms4Harambe July 23, 2019
by brototype1012 March 26, 2010
when two lesbians give eachother a blow job using a strap on dildo
or the kink of getting blowjobs when you dont have a dick yet you perform a blowjob using a strap to feel satisfied.
or the kink of getting blowjobs when you dont have a dick yet you perform a blowjob using a strap to feel satisfied.
Lesbian 1: "The strap-job you gave me last night was amazing"
Lesbian 2: "Yeah, want to do it again?"
Lesbian 2: "Yeah, want to do it again?"
by carnette September 23, 2023
The delicate art of cumming in ones own mouth and yelling for the "Maga losers" before holding your mouth open for the feeding.
by Peter Schlongberg July 28, 2023
The act of yanking a man's cock while wearing boxing gloves.
This largely unrecognized and under-appreciated variation of a handjob was initially practiced in the middle ages. Historians postulate the glove was a preventative measure practiced by dukes, earls, and serfs alike who would coerce lepors with low self-esteem to choke the chicken. The glove was required because it was believed that leprosy was transmitted via human contact.
**UPDATE**
In March of 2020 the glove job reentered public consciousness due to CDC finding that the SARS-2, CoVid-19 virus was most easily spread via hand-genital contact. Early studies indicate 56% of North Americans over the age of 18 have participated in 1-5 glove jobs while 44% 6 or greater. 86% of adults have reported engaging in masturbatory glove jobs because they saw a Facebook post about President Trump mentioning the glove job's effectiveness in halting the spread of the virus.
Of note, the dramatic uptick in glove jobs resulted in early PPE shortages across the continent and did not abate until 13 year old, Henry Wilkins, began experimenting with condoms ("To practice for the real thing."), and realized what we as a society had known all along, that is, that the condom IS the glove. His Youtube rant went viral and the PPE shortage suddenly disappeared. A statue of Henry, presented in the moment of his epiphany, was erected in front of numerous CoVid-19 care facilities. He will no doubt be a national hero for decades to cum.
This largely unrecognized and under-appreciated variation of a handjob was initially practiced in the middle ages. Historians postulate the glove was a preventative measure practiced by dukes, earls, and serfs alike who would coerce lepors with low self-esteem to choke the chicken. The glove was required because it was believed that leprosy was transmitted via human contact.
**UPDATE**
In March of 2020 the glove job reentered public consciousness due to CDC finding that the SARS-2, CoVid-19 virus was most easily spread via hand-genital contact. Early studies indicate 56% of North Americans over the age of 18 have participated in 1-5 glove jobs while 44% 6 or greater. 86% of adults have reported engaging in masturbatory glove jobs because they saw a Facebook post about President Trump mentioning the glove job's effectiveness in halting the spread of the virus.
Of note, the dramatic uptick in glove jobs resulted in early PPE shortages across the continent and did not abate until 13 year old, Henry Wilkins, began experimenting with condoms ("To practice for the real thing."), and realized what we as a society had known all along, that is, that the condom IS the glove. His Youtube rant went viral and the PPE shortage suddenly disappeared. A statue of Henry, presented in the moment of his epiphany, was erected in front of numerous CoVid-19 care facilities. He will no doubt be a national hero for decades to cum.
i went home with this chick last night and noticed she had crazy man hands so i begged for a glove job so i wouldnt be so grossed out
by camusus July 02, 2020