nerf hearder

A derogatory term of Star Wars origin. The term "Nerf Hearder" is actually derived from an undesirable job: that is, herding Nerf for slaughter and consumption. Since the job is so unfavorable, the term was expanded to encompass all those who also fit the "unfavorable" description.

"Why you stuck up, scruffy-looking...nerf hearder!"

"Who's scruffy-looking."

by Derek Heid April 14, 2004

quasi-intelligencia-nervosa

some-one who thinks that they are super intellectual and who actually goes around telling people (that they are just that) when in fact they are basically just insecure, neurotic and self-obsessed.

Man I know your sister went to Uni and everything but why's she have to be so "quasi-intelligencia-nervosa" ?

Is that what I'm going to become if I go to Sydney Uni......a "quasi-intelligencia-nervosa" ?

by Paleo Boy December 26, 2009

nervous dump

A crap that is not attributed to the result of consuming food, but rather, is the by-product of being nervous. These usually occur right before a first date, job interview, much-anticipated oral presentation, court date, first day of school, first day of work, committing any crime, or even looking at porn. This type of poop is most easily identified by the fact that food does not trigger it. Nervous dumps are usually slimy, sloppy, and usually linked to dingleberries, because they take many wipes are difficult to fully clean.

Example 1
Gunther: I have a problem.
Dennis: You have dingleberries again?
Gunther: Yeah, I had a nervous dump right before my date with Susie Snowflake.

Example 2
Beauregard: Damn. I had a limited time to masturbate before my roommate came home, but while I looked for internet porn I had to take a nervous dump.

by Zack H. (pro TDer) January 27, 2006

sexually ambiguous nerd

A nerd who dates both sexes

Dan Howell is such a sexually ambiguous nerd

by Morglynn August 18, 2017

Nermin

The perfectest girl you'll ever meet. Everyone wants a Nermin in their life.

"OMG! She is so perfect! I bet she's a Nermin!"

by theteezitself69 June 7, 2014

nerd chariot

A Segway motor scooter.

If Eugene keeps rolling around on that nerd chariot wearing that fanny pack, he won't have a chance with the ugliest most desperate girl on the Mt. Holyoke fuck truck.

by Nicholas D October 8, 2006

nerd chills

A term coined by Artosis of sixjax gaming. When during an epic battle of Starcraft II, one of the players does a crazy micro or move that it blows away the audience.

There's SO many banelings. I'm getting nerd chills just watching those marines.

by aznkuku June 21, 2011