Bicoid Mutant

A type of genetic disorder in fruit flies where they have a butt instead of a head, and so therefore a science way of calling someone a butthead

You are being such a bicoid mutant rn!!!

by SexyBoi23 January 21, 2022

cooper mutton

cooper muttons school photo is cooked and his sister is hot

cooper muttons sister is hot

by fortfag June 6, 2022

Éwéctus Mútó

Erectus Muto. A popular term in the Ancient Roman era to describe an erected, though long Penis.

Famous appearance:

Julius Caesar scolded a Centurion for calling 'Éwéctús Mútó' a joke name

Jew: -"Longgus Cattus"

Centuwion: -Ahh, hahae!

Caesar: -Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centuwion: -Um, no sir
Caesar: -Eh? You seem vewy sure, have you checked?
Centuwion: -Well, no sir Aah.. I think it's a joke name sir.
Centuwion: -Like Aah.. "Stultillus Verpínus" or 'Éwéctus Mútó'.

Caesar: -What's... so funny about "Éwéctus Mútó"?
Centuwion: -Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Caesar: -I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called "Éwéctus Mútó"
Pwaetorian Guard 1: -Attempts to hold laugh but is still audible-
Caesar: -Silence! What is all this insolence?
Caesar: -You'll be in gladiator school pretty quickly with that kind of behaviour!
Jew: -Can I go sir? -Aaaa! Ei.
Caesar: -Wait till Éwéctus Mútó hears about this.
Pwaetorian Guard 1: -Attempts to hold laugh again but is still audible-
Caesar: -Wight! -Take him away!
Centuwion: -Oh, sir, he-- he was just--
Caesar: -No, no. I want him fighting wabid beasts within the week!
Centuwion: -Yes, sir. Come on, you.
Pwaetorian Guard 1: -Ha ha haa hae, ha ha hae! Hooo hooo hooo hooo! Hoo hoo...

-Centuwion and Militia Guard 1 leave the chamber-

by PleibeianAlam August 9, 2022

ariane mouton

ariane is someone you love so much, but too early. you tend to be too ignorant about love when you « love » her. too unfamiliar to the pure unconditional love she gives you, to the lovely words, the looks full of love, the slight weight of her head on you shoulder, chest or stomach. you dont think to appreciate those moments fully. and then you get scared when you realise maybe this is love, not just a teen crush, not just « love » but LOVE, and you ruin it all. not only that but ariane is a childish souk, in the best of ways, she rejuvenates you, makes you smile and laugh, to the point where you nearly piss yourself. but most of all, what shes best at, is filling my stomach and body with what feels like hundreds of thousands of butterflies. then you miss her, because not only did you let her go, ,but she seems to have let go.

“do you ever miss ariane mouton?”
“stupidly enough, yes.”

by car<4 February 22, 2023

Jonny Murton

When you just need to split the scenes just cause you need to split the scenes

Here, he couldn’t be fucked anymore he did a Jonny Murton

by Tadgedog March 16, 2023

Rob Mutton

usually seen in a field or walking to Aldi.
gets his hair sheared (as he is a sheep)
walks like a little girl.

rob mutton has no pubes

by x ben english x April 28, 2023

Ethan Myton

Needs a hair cut

Hey ethan, you look homeless as fuck go get a haircut you ethan myton

by The most special special June 26, 2023