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mainstream music

The worst music out there. It is usually for people that have low IQ's, are conformist, and are afraid to explore other music out there.

It is always on the radio, Top 40, MTV, and everywhere you go! All of it is crappy music created for people with no idea what good music is.
Teenybopper Girl 1: Hey, that new Jonas Brothers song is awesome! Have you heard it?
Rock or Metal Fan 2: No, your music is crappy gay mainstream music pretending to be rock. It is rubbish music made for idiots with no music taste.
by masterpassion October 4, 2009
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music junkie

a person who explores the many different genres of music.People that are constantly listening,downloading,and researching new bands. Someone who has their ipod headphones on 24/7 with the volume cranked to the max.
music junkie-the quiet guy in the back of the classroom
by Brutal Romance April 6, 2008
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music video sex

When two people are 'involved' with each other publicly, but you never see anything explicit.

The term comes from most music videos that have romantic scenes. Many body parts are shown very briefly, yet nothing is revealed fully.
Jill: Hey, did you see Kim and Joe getting 'friendly' last night?

John: Yeah, but nothing actually happened. It was just music video sex.
by LolaMonroe September 17, 2010
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pop music

something that requires no talent to make as it only uses cheap shitty computer software and some blond bimbo slut or some batty boy preppie faggot male to "sing" the shitty lyrics some cocklord named Bjorn from Armenia wrote.

In fact it shouldnt even be legally defined as music Call it Horrible Talentless Noise
by Brother Number One December 7, 2003
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High School Musical

A movie that sadly went on to make two sequels.

It's about a bunch of teenagers exploring their sexual preferences through song and dance. Quite frankly if I was to inherit a copy of this filth, I would incinerate it ASAP.
High School Musical Fan: OMGGGZORR ZAC EFRON IS F-ING SEXIIIIII!!!1

Me: Why must you be alive?
by PlatinumMagnum September 26, 2009
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Musical Cars

The game that everyone loves to play at a party. Usually results in too many cars being piled into one driveway.

Often times it is the overly drunk and obnoxious people parked behind you, resulting in anger and frustration.
Dan: Dude this chick totally wants to blow me, I'm gonna take her back to my place and B my L all over her T's.

Frank: Good luck with that bro, theres like 4 cars parked behind you. By the time you finish playing musical cars she's gonna be passed out.
by YeazY January 31, 2010
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Music Industry Standard Response

The Music Industry Standard Response is the general reply you will get from emailing or calling someone in the music industry. IE: NO FRIGGIN REPLY WHATSOEVER... NONE, RADIO SILENCE, A VOID OF COMMUNICATION, Absolutely bugger all response.

MISR is used by almost any part of the music industry as the first port of call when faced with a long question, a question they don't like, or respect enough with an answer.
"Hi Sir, I would like to book the Bum Luvin' Criminals for my wedding, do you think they would like $10k ?"

*Silence* - Music Industry Standard Response (ie no reply)

...And a day later we watch a bit of bush roll by, and a squeaky sign squeak in the wind.
by WhateverIamtoobusyforthis December 15, 2011
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