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Musical Chair

A girl that hangs out with a group of guys that keep her around because she sleeps with all of them
"Kelly is the musical chair, and it looks like it's Chris's turn"
by CarlyJaeRepsen May 21, 2014
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Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.
"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"
by jdrummerb December 13, 2014
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musical ride

When performing sex on a woman, (usually reverse cowgirl) and she starts to sing out loud to cover out the sounds, this usually happens when she is supposed to be in her house alone, but instead she's having sex with her boyfriend and she covers it up with singing since the neighbours are nosy and music would cause suspicions.

This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.
Sentence:
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.

Conversation:

Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?

Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...
by sad reality November 13, 2015
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Musical Food

Food that makes you burp, sneeze, cough, fart, or have explosive diaria. Usually food like beans.
*Someone farts*

Bro wat da hell! You ripped a stank!

Sorry i ate some musical food
by FlippFloppy28 April 23, 2017
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musical bags

Like musical chairs, but with bags on a girls chin, when the music stops , bags go in the mouth.
Let's play musical bags , it's a fun adult game
by 141974 September 25, 2017
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Musical reader

A person who listens to music while reading.
Person1: "You're listening to music while reading a book? Doesn't that make it hard to concentrate?"
Person2: "Nah, I'm a Musical reader."
by Enochlophobia November 16, 2017
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Musical

A blowjob usually given by a fat girl to a skinny guy.
Brady's mom gave me a musical last night. Damn she had a fat ass too.
by Baconman20 December 9, 2017
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