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Mustard

The substance which Cackletta's most favorite student, who is named Fawful will spread on the sandwich of said bad guy's desire. The mustard of Mario and Luigi's doom
Princess Peach’s voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandich of Cackletta’s desires! And the battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
by aaron the bannom November 23, 2003
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The type of person who sits in the corner of the cafeteria with others just like him or her. Tends to shower infrequently but think he or she is dead sexy. Extremely dramatic. Is either into Wicca, goth, or ROTC. Likes the Crow WAY too much. Mustards interbreed and tend to make gross public displays of affection.
That mustard girl is crying again. Probably because that mustard guy dumped her for that other mustard and took back his Bowie albums.
by GeraldoDuJour June 9, 2005
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Sexy Mustard

1. What sometimes comes up on new "smartphones" when you try to type "Sexy Bastard".

2. Reference to the male genitalia, primarily the penis.
Ex 1.

"Dude, Sam just texted me that he's a sexy mustard...wtf??"

Ex 2.
So then she said, "JT, I dripped a little ice cream on my chin", giggle, giggle - *insert silly, innocent smile* and I told her, "Don't worry DJ, I'll wipe it up with my Sexy Mustard".
by Desk Jockey July 30, 2010
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Mustard Malfunction

An action in which one is eating a delicious sandwich with mustard overflowing from the sides, becomes sloppy and leans over the keyboard. Mustard then drips on to the keyboard and, while trying desperately to wipe it off, one will press too many keys and freeze the computer.
"I was talking with Sandy on msn last night while eating a sandwich, and I totally did a mustard malfunction!"
by Lady of the... March 8, 2009
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masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Coined by Dilbert creator Scott Adams on his blog as a new word for people who misunderstand another person's point of view and proceed to debate that misunderstanding as if it were the real point of view.
Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
by Sir Yelof April 14, 2011
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Masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.
A new word for people who misunderstand another person's point of view and proceed to debate that misunderstanding as if it were the real point of view.

Example:

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"
by Masturdebator the II April 18, 2011
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