munted

fucked up, deranged and retarded..... possibly one hell of an ugly mother fucker!

yo dude, ur my best friend but ur chick is MUNTED baby!!

by Captain Pugwash March 22, 2004

Munter

A munter is someone who puts their lips round a dead person's vagina/penis while someone else jumps on the corpse's stomach so all the intestine and guts and decomposed organs of the dead person go into the munter's mouth

ey lad, i'm just munting and being a munter

by haibean May 1, 2010

munted

To be reeeeally drunk

Yeah, I was totally munted last night' - Noel, Shaun Of The Dead

by S.O.T.D April 17, 2006

munter

my friend told me the REAL meaning of this after i called half my town it....ewww!!
anyway a munter is a necrophiliac(someone who fuks dead people)and then cuts them open to smell the cum!! how delightful!!

you are a munter my frined you dirrty bastage!!

by big cheesy baws (eww get a wash ya cunto!!) June 15, 2004

merterlize

to get fuck up . die die kill people beat them down. fuck them up.

i merterlize u in call of duty 4

by adcent April 5, 2008

multexting

the act of carrying on several text conversations at once.

Man, last night I was multexting with Sarah, Julie, Amanda, AND my boss. It got crazy trying to keep them all straight!

by 1234preacher March 19, 2010

Munted

An Australian term used to describe someone who has taken excessive amounts of ecstasy (Pingers). This can often be identified by; enlarged pupils, uncontrollable jaw gurning/licking, excessive sweating and a lot of shit being spoken.

guy 1: Bro are you alright you look like you're having a seizure.

guy 2: I'm sweet bra just fucking munted as aye!!!

by thebentcunt September 21, 2013