merriam

The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

See Cyanide and Happiness's take on Merriam-Webster's first edition.

by Your name name name May 10, 2008

merry and pippin

the two brave yet cheeky hobbits featured in lord of the rings.Despite speculation they are having a homosexual relationship. They are now happily married in bag end.

'The trees are moving Merry, i know pip.'

by Sir benjamin September 29, 2005

Merrr

A made-up word that girls named Jess seem to say a lot—especially ones with last names starting with T. It has no direct definition. You can pretty much say it whenever you want and it will make sense. Also, it can occasionally spur some laughter within a group of people.

Girl: "Merrr!"
Friends: "Hahahahahahah."

by SayvilleGuy23 July 29, 2011

merriam

The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

Edible boxers make my merriam itch.

by intrepion May 10, 2008

Merriott

A place where people go to wank. (Masturbate)

BOY1: I'm going to Merriott!
Boy2: Why?
Boy1: Cause I'm frisky.

by Merroitt March 7, 2011

Falmouth Merry-Go-Round

This is a very violent sexual action preformed by a horse and a chick. This is when a woman preforms oral sex on the horses long slimey sexual organ (the cock penis whatever u like) and does a hoola hoop at the exact same time!

Hey Luke D. werent u the first dude to give a horse a Falmouth Merry-Go-Round?

Why yes i was and the horse had the juicyest jizz i every could ask Santa for!!!!!!!

by twoguysonehorse12 June 25, 2009

Avid Merrion

A weird but wicked guy, who loves any celebrity that walks the earth.
he also plays Craiiiig Daviid and Jacko n menymore in his kwl programme, 'Bo' Selecta!'

"Avid Merrion is fit for a ginger bloke"

by JenRo n Boof August 21, 2003