Moon Wench

my roommate often wishes she could move to the moon and become a slutty moon wench.
by moonwench1 April 12, 2010
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Moon roost

When you a guy presses his butt cheeks against a window and his balls dangle profusely! especially bad if a ball and butt print is left on the window or the guy wasn't aware he was a dangler.
Danny just moon roosted us and left his ass and ball print on my clean windows.
by Naw August 11, 2014
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moon booty

A girl's butt that is very thick, round and big. Girls from cardio sports like rowing usually have one.
"Dude, are you in with moon booty? Her ass is out of this world!"
by Emery October 25, 2015
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lives on the moon

Lives on the moon? Ok, I’ll talk to him.”
“So what did he say?”
“Denied the moon stuff but, that’s what pedophiles do, they deny, it’s their bread and butter
“Pedophile?”
“Your don’t think so? I thought the moon thing might’ve been code”
by Copheyboi December 16, 2021
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verbally mooned

The use of highly inappropriate language in the presence of someone. The verbal equivalent of pulling down ones pants and showing someone your backside.
"Man, you should heard him talking to the Duchess last night, he verbally mooned her four or five times before he was asked to leave!"
by Pete Chapman May 16, 2007
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wolf moon

Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.

On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
Did you see your mom's wolf moon? Dayum!
by vyking68 January 13, 2017
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Poon Moon

When a girl is on all fours and you can see her ass and vagina from the back.
Dude I asked that volley ball chick for nudes and she sent me a poon moon shot.

Yeah I asked her for some also but she just sent me a shot of her vag and it was beet red, like she was abusing it.
by Phil Smooth October 31, 2017
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