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Montanez

To montanez is to get with one of your friends ex-girlfriends, Making out = 1 point, in pants/shirt = 2 points, fucking = 3 points; its a fun game, just don't piss off your friends too bad.
Shannon got montanezed by Ryan on a bus for 1 point.
by Andy Montanez April 9, 2008
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montage

We're gonna need one.
We're gonna need a montage!
by A. Pseudonym October 23, 2004
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monta vista

(adj)to describe something as an infestation of nerdlingers, azns and sluts inhabiting a ghetto.

(noun) A "hot chick" deterrent.
(used as adj)Oh god, last night's dance was SO monta vista.

(used as noun)
club security: (stands in the way)Whoa! Whoa, hold it! I'mma havta ask you to leave! The manager doesn't want this place to turn into a monta vista.
ugly guy w/ whore: (walks away in shame)
by CHAMeleon April 28, 2004
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Monta Vista

As a White monta vista student surrounded by stuck up over acheivers w/ no life asians (like 73%of the school), i would like to state that the majority of the remaining white population of mv doesn't give two shits to what the asians do or what classes they take. We get by just fine w/ c's.
Asian student: hey what classes u get?
White student: dude y da fuck do u care what u got?
Asian student: calculus, APUSH, Economics, Java, Physics AP-
White student: dude i was lost at what was it calculas? man yer fuckin retarded
by Cracka May 6, 2005
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montadar

A Great Loveable Person, Hard To Fine But You'd Never Want To Let Go
Has A Gret Sense Of Humor
Outgoing, Loveable, Caring , Handsomd , Great Personality , Unique, One Of A Kind You cOuld Say
Montadar Gives Me The Feeling Of Freedom
by Yooooo_1813 December 28, 2013
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Kalispell, Montana

A dead end city that most people never leave.
"I wish I could get out of Kalispell, montana"
by skicskicskic April 3, 2009
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Big Montana

A sloppy vagina, with meat curtains that run for miles. It hangs like sleeve of wizard and is so beat up that it looks like Roast Beef.
Her Vagina was nasty, that thing was a Big Montana. I'm tellin' you her Vagina was so loose, I could drive my truck through there.
by chad richardson May 29, 2008
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