rim massage

The rubbing of the outer sphincter for pure enjoyment or as a precursor to anal intercourse in order to relax it and make it open to allow for insertion.

Oh baby, let me give you a rim massage before I take you from behind.

by Lola Chanson January 4, 2016

Butt massage

When you are laying on the floor and someone close to you randomly stands on your butt and makes weird dance movements while trying not to fall off.

I hate it when you give me a butt massage. In the end everyone is hurt in some way or another.

by Satan's babysitter January 30, 2018

mixed (text)messages

when a text message can be interpreted in multiple ways according to the sanity level of the receiver. in this instance the person will either interpret the text as an insult or a dilusional compliment.

ryan: tonight was fun

interpretation 1: wow he didn't even use an adjective. just fun. not really fun. not hella fun. not astronomically fun. just fun. he doesn't like me anymore!asshole. i'm going to go slash my wrists.

interpretation 2: he thinks i'm fun! god i knew it! hes in love with me! i might as well start calling him my boyfriend because i think it's apparent: HE WANTS TO FUCK!!!!!

observing friend: wow fuck mixed (text)messages i will call this fucker up and see what hes trying to say

by katie cat :) January 15, 2009

Chinese Massage

Massages that usaully end in a "happy ending." Chinese massage areas tend to be code for prostitution

Joe was lonely and fat- so he had to go to a chinese massage to fulfill his desires.

by ChineseMassage February 15, 2010

Craig's List Massage

A euphemism for an encounter with a prostitute esp a small town prostitute who advertises on Craig's List. Used to describe sexual favors solicited on Craig's List or elsewhere.

I just spent 200 bucks on a Craig's List Massage (wink, wink). Kind of expensive, but boy, did it relieve my muscle tension!

by ochomeans8 September 1, 2011

Indian Head Massage

To give or recieve a blowjob using curry as a lubricant.

Akhmed-"Got a decent indian head massage last night"
Pukesh-"Decent, did you use the tikka masala or bhuna"
Akhmed-"Nah I went all out, vindaloo mate"
Pukesh-"Holy Vishnu"

by Semtex Sandwich May 17, 2014

Internal Massage

A casual way of suggesting sex.

Guy: Yea baby, tonight i will come over and give you a full body massage.

Girl: Oooooh I love massages. What kind will you give?

Guy: A Full-Body and an Internal Massage

by Mr. White April 7, 2004