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Merch

To fail on a level so great that ritualistic suicide is the only logical next step.
Brett Favre's pass against the Saints was such a merch.

Did you hear about Mike? He accidentally fucked a tranny. Such a merch.

I merched. Now I have AIDS.
by BTYS February 4, 2010
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Mergh

Invented in Stratford England, this world is a aggresive form of the word meh. Commonly pronounced (mer-gu-hu)
A: What is the time
B: Mergh!
by Dominic99999999999 July 15, 2006
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Merch

noun.
1. Short for merchandise

2. Synonym for a dude's junk

3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.
Ben: "Ayyyye bruh i finally got my food, MERCH!"

Everyone else: "MERCH!"
by FinnaSmash55 October 15, 2017
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Meribel

A small village in the French Alps, whose population is restricted to fondu eating cow keepers and skiing instructors.
Oui oui fondu from Meribel
by joeasdqwerasvkhq May 18, 2011
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merican wetback

(noun) Pejorative term for an underprivileged Texan. Used commonly by Texas socialites to convey disapproval or disdain towards people from rural areas/southern Texas.

"merican" is a derivative of "American" popularized by 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush. "merican" is not capitalized due to the inconvenience of simultaneously requiring two keys (shift + a), which could require putting down the enormous hamburger and typing with both hands.

"wetback" is now an ethnically-based derogatory term for Mexicans, but was officially used by the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service until 1954.
"Y'all's don't git it. Her family were lucky enough to be livin' on the right side of the Rio Grande River in 1836, but she'll never be more than a merican wetback....oh, sorry for the poor grammar, I meant to say "correct side of the Rio Grande River."
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merhawi

a merhawi is and awsome awsome awsome awsome person. he is funny and has three friends named billy jake and david. a brother named temesgen amd a sister named fithawit. he has a cool laptop and goes to perry middle school.
merhawi is awsome
by merhawi... September 10, 2020
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Hype Merchant

A rare breed of a character that raises other human beings buzz levels by a minimum of 6 notches within a 20 metre radius. Also, has the ability to talk about Public Enemy for a solid 37 minutes without breathing but may produce over enthusiastic hand movements/gestures whilst doing so that do have the capacity to offend the weak willed amongst us. Highly likely to pass out in a nightclub around the 2am mark due to consuming too many ales.
A typical quote from a Hype Merchant would be along the following lines...'My buzz levels were off the richter in the warm up, unbelievable scenes...'
by Nottsborough FC January 7, 2013
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