Matthew

they are the hottest most sexiest men on the planet and they are the best at sex

I love matthew

by burtcake69 July 16, 2019

Matthew

A matthew is a nonce, if you see a matthew RUN and dont look back

Me: Omg that's a matthew I better run
Matthew: come here little child

by Dhdhdhdj May 31, 2020

Matthew

An annoying asshole who i hate with a passion. He is so smelly and "special"

Don't be such a matthew

by orcalover2004 May 28, 2018

Matthew

An Irish Potatoe Farmer but he does not crawl on the floor with depression. No one else can plant Potatoes better than him. You wanna know why? Because he isn't just an Irish Potatoe farmer, He's THE Irish Potatoe farmer.

Wow, you got one of Matthew's Potatoes!!! Can I have a bite? They are the best potatoes I've ever tasted!!!

by _totally_not_matthew_I_swear_ November 7, 2019

Matthew

A person who has a Sesame Street fetish and regularly watches Elmo pornography. Also a frail blond lad that often crawls on the floor like a desolate potato farmer while watching Elmo with a poner.

“Man that Guy is such a Matthew. Especially because of his Elmo fetish”

“Hey have you seen matthew?” “Yeah, I saw him Matthew-ing around.”

by Majackson125 November 25, 2019

Matthew

A dumb shit asscrack who is a bitch

Melanie:Ugh please dont be such a Matthew he is a bitch

by Urmom.edu November 27, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a loving, caring guy that listens to what others say , he never gets a chance at love because no one gives him a chance and he’s very lonely and needs someone to back him up when he’s feeling down

Matthew I feel bad for you...

by Jam jam jam 6153 May 6, 2018