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A Matthew is an oblivious idiot. Once he gets interested in something on his iPad, you can call him a bitch right into his ear, and he won't notice. He doesn't know when to stop singing cancerous Jake Paul "rap" songs. He is tall and very awkward. When he tries to play basketball, he just hits you in the face and gives a puppy face to say sorry.
Wow, Matthew is the dumbest kid in the school.
Matthew by squirrelfish222 September 28, 2017
A sarcastic guy who will make you smile. Hes gonna kill anyone who thinks little of him. He has great control over his surroundings and he's a good leader. You'll never forget him.
Matthew is used as a good guy
matthew by Another Friend01 December 13, 2017
He is a straight whit male who supports trump and is a commie killing machine
There goes matthew shifting gears and passing queers and killing commies
Matthew by Uncle mac August 24, 2018
Matthew is a really sweet, nice, and caring guy. He always checks to make sure your okay and he can tell by the tone of your voice that you are sad or upset about something. He makes sure he finds out what’s wrong and makes it right or cheers you up. When he tells you I love you you can tell he really means it. If his friends do anything or say anything offensive or rude he will apologize to you even though it was not his fault. Overall if you have a Matthew as a boyfriend you are a very lucky girl.
I love Matthew he is the best boyfriend ever!
Matthew by Heartley January 6, 2021
Matthew is a very kind,caring, and cute guy. He can tell that something is wrong with you by your tone in your voice and he will do whatever it takes to find out what’s wrong. He will ask you over and over what’s wrong until you finally tell him what’s wrong and then he makes you feel better about it. If his friends are being rude or disrespectful he apologizes to you even though he didn’t do anything. He is overall the best boyfriend you could ever have.
I love Matthew he is the best boyfriend ever.
Matthew by Heartley January 6, 2021