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Tahitian Face Mask

A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.
I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.
by C. Dub November 7, 2006
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Maksim Chmerkovskiy

The hottest Dancing with the Stars (a TV show) pro ever! The Bad Boy of the Ballroom! Gotta love him!
Jan: OMG Dancing with the Stars is on!
Sandy: Oh, yay! I love Maks, don't you?
Jan: Yeah, he's so hot!

Patrica: Do you know who Maksim Chmerkovskiy is?
Sue: The sexy Ukranian dancer?
Patrica: yeah, isn't he hot!
by I <3 Maks! April 7, 2011
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Ski Mask

When a man places his underwear over his partners head and then receives oral sex through the slit in the front of the underwear.
That girl last night blew me but she was really ugly so I gave her a ski mask so I wouldn't have to look at her
by CocoSantango September 18, 2010
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Macksta

A youngster who is well known in school and gets the girls easily.
Man!!! look at that mothafucka with all the young girls and shit he thinks his a macksta.
by Macksta July 2, 2008
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Mask Of Zoro

While having anal sex with a girl, one pulls out, flips the girl around to her back, punches her in both eyes and proceeds to write a large "Z" on her chest with the feces on his dick.
Suzy was giving Brian lip during anal sex so her gave her the mask of zoro.
by G C man December 21, 2008
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maksalina

Maksalina, a girl you better be nice to because when she'll get mad you get a hard chechen lap. She looks like a cute girl but don't forget she can kill you just with a face expression. She is a beautifull girl with great thoughts. One of the best girls that can make delicious Galnish and Mantish. If you don't know what to wear, you can always ask her for help because she has a great style. She is a good friend and kind if you are kind to her. Do NOT touch her because she has an older brother and he will break your face in less than 3 sec. Ow yeah she also likes to burn things with her friend Laoera HAHAHAHA okbye. I love Maksi, everyone loves Maksi.
This Galnish is delicious! Probably made by Maksalina.
by Okjdjdjfjrok February 21, 2017
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Maksud

Very Kind and Friendly person, according to his victims. The type of guy who would get grouped with all the girls. Very Athle-THICK. Very FIT remove the I and replace with A. The type of person that would go to KFC and would ask for RICE. Was born with a chastity suit for safety reasons. Very naughty and and not paying attention in class -20 for your monthly test maksud.
Guy: Nari Poda hi

Guy 2: you are such a maksud
by SharmilaVictoria,illubillu November 24, 2020
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