Maidtress

A maid and a waitress combined in one; Also can be referred to as “Wife”.

“ I sure wish this Maidtress would hurry up with my damn sandwich “ - Husband

by AJD 3 April 7, 2021

merciful maidens

An exclamation, used to express outrage or disbelief about a particular situation.

Marcell: The goddamn cat is eating the lasagna again!
Edward Leo: Oh Merciful Maidens!

by Roy McCallister January 12, 2007

Hop on Maiden and Spell

Slang for “Give me a footjob”

Man 1: Hey bro wanna Hop on Maiden and Spell
Man 2: Sure, let me take off my shoes first

by Girphquake February 25, 2021

Maiden

Interjection used primarily among fans of Metal in response to something hardcore or extreme. To be uttered in a low, gruff tone while throwing the horns.

An homage to one of the most Maiden bands of all time; Iron Maiden

"Holy shit dude, did you just see that old lady get hit by a cement mixer?"
"Maiden"

by HurghtAttack October 18, 2011

Maidment Flan Juice

Maidment Flan Juice is the excess botty jizz that seeps out of the anus whilst being plunged by a penis or sex toy!

Stephen licked up the Maidment Flan Juice from Edwards taint whilst Justin pumped him raw!

by Russell Hobbs II May 10, 2018

maiden voyage

While known as the boat owners first quest at sea- the true meaning is the complete removal of a ladies boating virginity as she gets plowed by the boat captain during her first day at sea.

Did Kim enjoy her maiden voyage?

by Dktbrokers June 11, 2020

maidston

the evil version of ameston who likely uses obsidian and a kb stick with a punch bow in bedwars

Maidston is the worst form of ameston

by Xadreco March 9, 2021