Mariah Jean Larson

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...

Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

Person 1: thanks bro...

by anonymous121820 November 2, 2021

Mariah Carey

Some bitch that comes out after Halloween and tries to grace our ears with her overplayed song and Christmas Carols. Like damn. We are trying to get to Thanksgiving first. Calm down on the Christmas decorations and lemme smash on a Turkey leg frfr

Calendar: Oct. 31 11:59 pm. Spooky costumes and aisles of Candy
Calendar: Nov. 1 12:00 am. Mariah Carey Music on the intercom: “All I want for Christmassssssssss”… is a bullet to my skull

by NotsocooldudenamedDanny November 13, 2021

mahishasexual

Someone who is so into girls and likes cat. Dreams of cat on a daily basis and will not stop talking about how much cat they get. In reality, they are bitches in society with no bitches.

"you're stroking that cat? so mahishasexual of you"

by noteshan123 November 20, 2021

Mariah

Literally the hottest person you would ever meet they are loving caring loyal and would treat you amazing.

Mariah is the best gf ever

by coolestpeople69 November 20, 2021

Maliah

Maliah is a quiet and smart person. The idgaf attitude. She knows everything her gut feeling are always correct come to her and have a problem with her she will fight you. When it comes to her friends she is protective. A great friend and an even better girlfriend. Once you get a maliah never let her go. She is one of a kind.

Maliah

by Lylatehua November 21, 2021

mariah

the person i love most in the entire world, i’m talking the hottest, prettiest, nicest, funniest, and best person that i don’t know what i would do without. the person that makes me smile so hard every time they text, and the one that i would do anything for. they’re the person that i listen to songs that remind me of them every day, because i want her in my head all the time. i love you so much mariah. <3

me: mariah is my comfort person.
i love you

by kaiyourbeloved August 29, 2021

Maciah

Similar to as a raccoon, a rat, or perhaps both, a Maciah is new species that is utterly disgraceful. Ugly asf! Makes weird noises randomly and annoys everyone around… loves wearing trucker hats at most making him feel tolerated around others…

Hey look, it’s a Maciah…

by NotJoAverageJoBlow August 29, 2021