one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

muppet

M-ost
U-seless
P-olice
P-erson
E-ver
T-rained

PC Savage is a total MUPPET

by Joxx August 12, 2006

Muppy

Militant Urban Professional - one who hates Yuppies.

I'm a Muppy...bitch. Die yuppy scum!

by Michael L. October 21, 2004

Fuck Muppet

one who acts like nOOb; idiotic by nature; a chumpstain

Y'all a bunch of Fuck Muppets and retards, thinking the Eagles are going to win the SuperBowl this year.

by Mr Quigley April 27, 2007

muppet

noun.
1. girl with blonde hair, big boobs and not one brain cell between them. usually dresses in complete supre'.
2. one who does not think for themselves.

mary-kate and ashley are the biggest muppets

by ashley philp March 12, 2005

muppetty

Gen's description of her fellow coursemates

they are a bit....muppetty

by Capt. Rik February 17, 2005

muppet crazy

To lose all control, flop around uncontrollably, and make loud incoherent noises. Like Animal, the muppet.

He stuck his face in her cleavage and went muppet crazy. She had to spend 5 minutes cleaning up his slobber.

by tyberiusREX December 16, 2007