Island of misfit toys

Employee over qualified and under paid at work

auto engineer assembling auto parts together on the island of misfit toys

by the mittster August 17, 2010

Milfita

A mom that you don't necessarily find attractive(physically or other) but you would definitely like to fuck them in the ass, if only to cause them some pain and humiliation.

"I don't consider Sarah Palin a Milf but she's definitely a Milfita."

"Fuck that lady with her kids is annoying. Definitely a milfita."

by basement44 August 17, 2011

milfilicious

A ridiculously-hot MILF. So hot, she's delicious. Why, she's milfilicious.

Check out the soccer mom - she's milfilicious!

by Sandbagger December 23, 2009

neon misfits

neon misfits: Two Colorful teen lovers, who are unique individuals, who came together to form a chemical reaction, and all that crap

"stacey and Dallas are the cutest neon misfits i've ever seen"

by buellanator April 25, 2006

Jared Militar

A jararted person. The only word to describe him is "jararted".

Person 1: How's Jared Militar?
Person 2: He's Jararted

by Discorduser717 October 31, 2019

militaretarded

People in the military that use their enlisted status to pick up

Boy: "So I'm an officer in the Navy."
Girl to other girl: "He is so militaretarded"

by SCADLax October 26, 2012

mizfit

One who is obsessed/interested in the book/musical Les Miserables.

Man, my sister is such a mizfit! She listens to the Les Miz soundtrack every day!!!

by Apothecary October 30, 2003