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McDonalds 

A place where many Americans love to hang out. Even more than Taco Bell, it is America’s symbol. McDonalds is mainly known for its ice cream machine working twice a year. It’s to the point now that the same high schooler laughs when she says Sorry the ice cream machine isn’t working.
Damn it! McDonalds’s ice cream machine is broken again!
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mcdonaldsphobia 

The fear of going to McDonald's and having a rat instead of a burger.
I don't want to go to McDonald's because I have Mcdonaldsphobia.

McDonald WiFi

Kevin: Bruh, this school WiFi is taking me forever to join Kahoot
Kelly: Right! The school has McDonald Wifi
Kevin: I'm hip
McDonald WiFi by Kira Kellz December 3, 2017

mcdonalds 

This place is a disgusting greece pit, not recomended for the weak stomached to eat at. But the worst part is the workers that work here, they never have an iq higher than that of a rat.

1:SCARY BLACK DUDE-These guys are the black dudes that work the cash register and can't count change. They are scarry. They work at McDonalds to pay for their crack.

2:THE FRYBOY-Weighing in at 92 lbs and 5'3" is the fryboy. There whole face is covered with pimples. They go into the bathroom to pop their zits and than rub the goo into your fries. They work here to pay for their everquest subscription.

3:OLD MAN RIVER-This is the 96 year old dude that can barely walk that mopes around with the mop. This guy can barely stand up, let alone work at Micky Dees. god only knows why he decided to work here.

4:IMPORTANT LADY-These breed are the worthless fat ugly bitches that walk around the resturant in their kackys doing absolutely nothing with no menaing. You might spot this one of a kind per resturant wandering worthlessly around the kitchen.

5:WINDOW GIRL-This is a fat ass mexican girl that has a nasty attitude that takes your order when you go thru the drive thru. They wear tons of makeup and trace their lips and think they look "sexy" when noone would fuck her with a 10 foot pole.

6:URINAL CAKE CHANGER-This is usually a middle aged mexican dude that works here to help pay his house payments to put a roof over his 24 brother and sisters heads. You can find him in the bathroom moping after some dude takes an enoumous shit in the bathroom after eating a burger. They also mop the piss off the floor from some 5 year old kid.

7:MAYONASE GUY-This is the guy that puts the mayo on ur Big and Tasty. He usualy adds his "secret sause" to the mayo.
the workers at mcdonalds are retarded slobs

McDonalds 

A place where a man cries.
McDonalds by Who Cares August 6, 2003

Ronald McDonald 

(1.) Lovable mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain. Fondly remembered for selflessly providing food and fun to thousands of squalling brats (myself included). Known to have had the Magic.

(2.) Quietly assassinated in 1997 by order of the Health Nazis. The incident was quickly hushed up and the clown replaced with an android replica, which was subsequently reprogrammed to advocate "healthy" activities in the hopes of pacifying Herr Nader.

(3.) Popular target of jokes which were never even remotely funny.
(1.) Yeah, I remember Ronald McDonald. Nice, good-natured guy, good with the kids. Could do some damn good party tricks, lemme tell ya...

(2.) Down with the Nanny-State! Up with personal accountability! Remember Ronald McDonald!

(3.) Ronld McDnld=p3d0! LOL!

McDonalds Military 

Low rank overweight American Soldiers raised on burgers and videogames that think they are fighting for freedom, when all they are really doing is protecting American corporate interests.
Who's that tubby guy in camouflage?

That's Chuck

Why's he beating up that Arabic guy?

He's protecting the American way of life dude! Soldiers can't all be helping with peacekeeping. Somebody's just got to kick ass!

Oh, he's in the McDonalds Military. I thought he was a bit too fat to be important