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Maple Fever

The fetisch of loving Canadian people.
" I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh? Is that it, you've got maple fever?! "
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maple fever

Maple Fever is when a boy or girl is attracted to a person of candian descent.
"That girl is really hot",
"Dude shes candian, looks like you have maple fever".
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Maple

A woodstyle weeaboo that says shit wrong in Japanese and usually can't afford shit because of retarded rasta hillbillies and jewism isn't a thing in his world.

Maple screams to have sex with a virtual game called Pussy Saga.
DAMNNN ITS MAPLE HIS PENIS IS ON FIRE
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Toronto Maple Leafs

A NHL team known for their 13 Stanley Cup Wins, annoying fans, and blowing a 4-1 lead to the Boston Bruins on a game 7.
Person 1: did you see the Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, The Toronto Maple Leafs blew it again!
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Jamaican maple leaf

N.

Another name for weed or cannabis

Synonyms: Devil’s lettuce
Time for a quick hit of the Jamaican Maple Leaf!
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maple fever

1. The uncontrollable urge to put maple syrup on everything, including coffee, breakfast cereal and bacon.

2. The feeling one gets when wanting to see the change of the colours of the maple trees in September and October, especially in Ontario and Quebec.

3. A non-Canadian obsessed with all things Canadian, including Kraft Dinner, poutine, hockey, Earls girls, bacon, “free healthcare”, kayaking, Timmy Ho’s, moose and polar bears.

4. A sexual obsession for Canadians felt by non-Canadians. First coined when Butters from South Park starts dating a Canadian girl.
Example 1:

Damn this maple fever! I’ll need to head to the the cabane à sucre (sugar shack) this afternoon to re-stock!

Example 2:
Wife: Honey, I would love to head up to Mont-Tremblant this weekend to see the fall leaves!
Husband: Sounds like you've got the maple fever! Hopefully we leave early enough to beat the traffic – I don’t like dealing with the obnoxious leafers from New York City!

Example 3:
American: I had this wonder trip up to Vancouver this weekend – they have Timbits, poutine, craft beer, mountains and a lovely area called Stanley Park…..
Friend: Buddy – stop with this maple fever nonsense! If you love it up there so much, why don’t you stay up there then?

Example 4:
American: I’m heading to the Calgary Stampede this weekend to see if I can score with a hottie Canadian chick!

Friend: Dude, that’ll be the third time you’ve been in as many years! You gotta find a nice local American girl to wean you off the maple fever!
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maple fever

While taking a trip to the sundowner I was stricken with maple fever.
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