Butter Poached Lobster
Butter Poached Lobster by llamasutra November 25, 2021
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Red Lobster
Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.
Yo man, my bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up last night about watching "Say Yes to The Dress", so I tied her up and gave her a Red Lobster.
Red Lobster by Jack N Jit June 25, 2017
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Brown Lobster
When you're having anal sex with a girl which she finds too painful and her anus clenches tightly on you penis pinching it like a lobster claw.
"Dude, did you get anal off your girl last night?"
"Yeah but I went too deep and her brown lobster squeezed on me so tight it hurts when I pee!"
"Yeah but I went too deep and her brown lobster squeezed on me so tight it hurts when I pee!"
Brown Lobster by ChristmasPartySam January 9, 2010
Lung lobster
- You think you are safe if you smoke this shit just because it's expensive?!
- Well, most certainly this is superior quality tobacco, and indeed I have smaller chances of getting lung cancer...
- Dude, you won't get a lung cancer, you'll get a lung lobster from this shit!!!
- Well, most certainly this is superior quality tobacco, and indeed I have smaller chances of getting lung cancer...
- Dude, you won't get a lung cancer, you'll get a lung lobster from this shit!!!
Lung lobster by doctorB-vukajlija August 25, 2010
Mud Lobster
Name given to the size of a dump that is partially down the toliet but also looks like it is trying to crawl out of the bowl.
Mud Lobster by Snipedog22 August 27, 2013
chutney lobster
When messy anal beads are pulled out and have two massive lumps of feces on the end resembling a dripping chutney smothered lobster
chutney lobster by Loopydave October 18, 2018