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Load-In

The period of time where vendors arrive at a venue and set up their equipment in preparation for some special event. Usually involving short term set-ups.
"We only have 6 hours for this Load-In to be show ready."

"You mean we actually have enough time on this Load-In to do things the RIGHT way?!"
by DarkWolfe5 April 3, 2010
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load balancing

The act of spreading your load between multiple parties or items.
I performed a little load balancing between my two girls last night.

I performed a little load balancing with those guys last night from the bar.
by skootrscs January 21, 2011
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SWEET LOAD

When you have way too much of something you love. You'd take it all if it was free, spend all of your allowance on it, and hide your stash of it so you don't have to share.
I got a SWEET LOAD of taffy at the Chocolate Factory today, it was on sale Buy 1 lb Get 1 lb free!
by candygirl64801 July 6, 2010
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cigarette load

a small explosive designed for cigarette insertion (hemostat or tweezer helpful!)

-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4" long. -i haven't seen them in years...they were sold in "novelty shops"! (maybe ebay??)

these things are an absolute 'laugh riot'!!!

you grab a smokers' cigs when they hit the 'bowl' etc, then put one of these about 1/4" into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear 'POW'!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than hell, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -ITS' FUNNIER THAN CRAP!!

i once saw one go off in a "titty bar", the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!

i've seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they'll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats' no fun!!
we put a cigarette load in mike's cigarette, it went off when he was 'working' the jenkins babe! -man, was he pissed!!

cigarette loads are a 'grand' and beautiful thing!!
by michael foolsley January 27, 2011
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Turbo load

During the act of railing some bitch, right before you blow your juicy load, she punches you square in the nuts.
Nick was banging Joanna the other night when she activated the turbo load.........
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Glass loader

A colloquialism used primarily in industry to describe a fellow worker of such astonishingly low intelligence, competence and ability, whom despite being given every opportunity to progress, always manage to fuck it up and default back to their servile disposition of loading crap on to a machine. In this case glass. A complete and utter halfwit.
Has that Glass Loader from the other shift fucked the numbers up AGAIN! That's the third time this week!
by DAZ95 June 29, 2017
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A load of hot cock

Trucker term: a load of bullshit or "red tape" dribble
Person a - "what do you think of the new rules?"
Person b - "what A LOAD OF HOT COCK!!"
by Uncy Joe August 17, 2017
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