puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004

Lap Dance December

In december you can get a free lap dance from anybody.

Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.

by Jean Philip November 4, 2020

Hackin' Laps

"Hackin Laps" is a term used to define driving around a small town in a circle. Usually covered on the main drag/ street.

Bradley : "Yeah man, lets go hackin' laps"

by tiggga. June 23, 2010

Layer Lap

The worlds best living person, the best you will ever meet. Disrespect the all mighty and face the consequences...

Layer lap is such an amazing person!

by The one and only Bjea December 1, 2021

Lap

To have sexual intercourse with an individual

The dude wants to lap everyone.

by Twilight Cosmos July 21, 2025

lap baby

Baby or child(ren) that doesn't take up a seat.

Does not need it's own solo chair.

Can sit on parent/guardian lap.
Does not count against seats sold or remaining.

Due to limited space, children will not be invited to this event. Exceptions of parents with a lap baby.

by MiaNickey April 20, 2015

Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.

Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own

by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023