If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!
*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"
by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004
Get the puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face mug.driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.
by MasterBater February 4, 2013
Get the miracle lap mug.You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!
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Get the Turd in my lap mug.A statement to doing something on a daily. When something is "Your" or "A Lap" it means you regularly do it. Its easy.
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Get the Lap mug.new lap is a word with the meaning of a new lap in running or in a another words a name of a minecraft server own by 3 owners and devs the owners are pizza ahoy and charms and the other devs are foxman and barfy
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Skill you can beat the video game so much faster and easier?
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I don’t know which is better first play through or victory lap. I guess it depends on you and what you love to see. The underdog or the elite veteran.
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