If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!
*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"
by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004
Get the puke in my lap and you get a smack in the facemug. by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022
Get the National sit on lap daymug. by Mr.Goatheadboy January 4, 2019
Get the Lap Toppermug. “GET TO THE DOOR, PIZZAFACE IS GONNA KILL US”
“IS THIS IT?”
“NO JIMMY THAT THE WRONG ON-“
“LAP 2”
“FUUUUU-“
“IS THIS IT?”
“NO JIMMY THAT THE WRONG ON-“
“LAP 2”
“FUUUUU-“
by GummyBoi June 30, 2023
Get the Lap 2mug. by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025
Get the lapping valvesmug. To have sexual intercourse with an individual
by Twilight Cosmos July 21, 2025
Get the Lapmug. 