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puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!
*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"
by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004
mugGet the puke in my lap and you get a smack in the facemug.

Lap it up

When there is not enough seats in a car so you have to sit on someone’s lap
There is not enough seats so y’all have to lap it up
by Emogen7608 January 8, 2023
mugGet the Lap it upmug.

The Golden Lap

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.
The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"
by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023
mugGet the The Golden Lapmug.

Don’t spill in my lap

Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap
by Collamrach October 27, 2020
mugGet the Don’t spill in my lapmug.

Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.
Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.
by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010
mugGet the Kentucky Hot Lapmug.

on crimson lap

thicc gaymer gave lap dance on CRIMSON LAP!!
by jett javed January 31, 2021
mugGet the on crimson lapmug.

brazillian lap dance

A Brazillian Lap Dance is when a girl gets on a table wraps her leg around ur neck and shake he buttox in ones face to satisfy ones needs to see girls asses shakeing
Damn she gives a good Brazillian Lap Dance.
by Capt cheeze dick March 21, 2017
mugGet the brazillian lap dancemug.

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