Kindergender

Pedophilia with extra steps

A example? Your teachers practice Kindergender in your anus

by ArktisFuchs July 21, 2017

kidvertisement

An advertisement strategy aimed at kid(en)tertainment, regularly turning OC into a shitfest of averageness that *makes* a lot of money (thanks to the entitlement-itude of today's spoiled pieces of milennial shits who always get what they want) and therefore all the people in charge - (mostly) retarded or otherwise - happy.

The kidvertisement process can be defined by how Star Wars went from "I am your Father" to "I don't like sand."

by Xarielissimo September 5, 2017

kidney basket

Common household cooler, repurposed for the use of storing and transporting stolen kidneys.

Guy says : Did you see the sale Walmart has on coolers?
Shady guy : yeah they make great kidney baskets.
Guy says : wait wha... *Passes out*

by Cat face emoji July 16, 2018

kidneysaroundyourstomach

A very serious disease that 10% of all human have. The disease is caused by a genetic mistake that have a 9.436% of occurring in a human’s birth. It will lead to the human having his/her kidney around their stomach. Study’s have shown that 100% of all human who have kidneysaroundyourstomach disease will die eventually. The only way to cure this is to go into the 4th dimension. Normal humans (as we all know) have two kidneys located in your legs.

Hey! You have kidney cancer!

Oh no! I have the kidneysaroundyourstomach disease! I only have one kidney!

Well that’s too bad, you’ll have to go to the 4th dimension, I guess.

by Dr. Mikeyougurt August 12, 2018

Kidney bean

Fandom of the amazing Joey Kidney. The kindest fandom ever, a kidney bean is so excepting of everyone and everything and is always ready to help anyone!

Friend: what fandoms are you in?
Kidney bean: I'm in the best fandom ever the kidney beans

by Kidney_bean January 11, 2019

Kindergarten Dick

Refers to a randomly occuring "small penis" situation, where the individual's member isn't usually an inch or two, but becomes as such for a time, like when someone drinks too much and their penis shrinks to nothing, but the head and minimal shaft.

"He drank so much, that his KD shriveled to match a half roll of coins!

"Yeah, he had the worst case of KINDERGARTEN DICK I've ever seen!"

by MorrighanKrow June 30, 2019

Kindersplained

When your child explains how the world works to you.

The son kindersplained how the Internet works to his hapless father.

by misterspock1 August 14, 2019