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Kevin

A Kevin is someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through incompetence of social and societal norms, or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making. Remember the kid in your class who would constantly get in trouble for really dumb things? He was probably a Kevin. Family members, friends, coworkers, and classmates can all become Kevins.
Goddamnit Kevin!
by Imcliche November 13, 2019
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Kelvin

To describe a cool asian guy
Dude I cant believe that Kelvin guy boned that hot asian chick!
by Nader Abdul Hadi February 18, 2009
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Kevin Nelson Syndrome

A serious condition effecting people who are under the influence of alcohol. Victims believe that everyone, friends, family, and strangers, owe them $20 for no reason whatsoever. The only cure is a good night's sleep, often times immediately after vomiting on something very important to you.
Dude did you see Dave last night... he was stumbling all over the place and yelling at everyone for owing him money.. then he threw up on his parents. It was textbook Kevin Nelson Syndrome.
by anonymous376 December 27, 2007
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Kevin

The definition of Kevin is basically a boy, whom is amazing. He knows exactly how to cheer someone up. How to make them giggle like a fool in public by saying cheesy things, that make you fall overly in love with him. Head over heels, that is. Probably more. He has the biggest ego, but knows how to love someone even more than he loves himself. He deserves the best, and nothing but that. And whether or not he's been hurt, he takes chances, and for that, he makes a girl the luckiest one in the world.
I'm pretty much in love with this boy, named Kevin.
by Jewel-e-yah. January 27, 2009
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Kevin Martin

by Anonymous May 10, 2003
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kevin's dad

I went to a club last night and the chick I met was as dirty as Kevin's Dad
by qwertyterd January 15, 2014
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Kevin

Kevin is an amazing guy with a strong taste for old-school music and has a big dick. He can make you feel better when you are down, and has lots of patients with even the most anoyying people. Kevin can have the biggest heart and can have some personal problems and doesn't want to talk about it but will be able to listen to other people's problems.
"Kevin can be such an amazing guy".
by Realest tough guy August 7, 2018
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