Mouse and Keyboard 

The thing under your hands at this current moment

dude 1: dude whats a mouse and keyboard?

dude 2: Go kill yourself

Mouse and Keyboard by Dan Plunkett January 1, 2008

mechanical keyboard 

Something that the Best of the Best use to game in the glorious PC Master Race

PCMR : I got a mechanical keyboard
Peasant : Cool Consoles are better

mechanical keyboard by gevo_1 October 3, 2016

Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS 

A term often used for software developers when they are unable to type correctly on a foreign keyboard.

A developer will typically be able to type normally and accurately on their own keyboard but one when using a foreign or colleagues keyboard, they often find themselves encountering school boy typing mistakes and complete coding garbage.

Hey Garth, can you help me with a saoftware problem I have?
sure
Hey what's happening - I can't type for toffee on your keyboard.
hey Garth, that's called Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS for short.

Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS by Zaaphod Gummy September 27, 2013

ghetto keyboard 

when your laptop broke down and u don't have enough money so u have to attach an old keyboard

you wanna use ma laptop then you'll need ma ghetto keyboard

ghetto keyboard by ghetto keyboard 123 January 5, 2017

THE KEYBOARD ALPHABET 

The alphabet on a keyboard such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnm

Kyle:Hey bro what is the keyboard alphabet?
James:Kyle are you dumb it's qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

THE KEYBOARD ALPHABET by loxdgamer12 October 6, 2018

Spaming there keyboard with letters 

They are a baby a idiot or they are just angry at you

Someone:When can we play something
The other person:NJSHJIHSJ
also the other person:IM STILL ANGRY AT YOU >:(
Someone:I DONT THINK Spaming there keyboard with letters MEANS YOUR ANGRY >:(((

Spaming there keyboard with letters by ilovecatsanddogssomuch January 19, 2021

Tradie's Keyboard 

Australian slang for pokies (slot) machines. It refers to the tendency of Australian tradespeople to play pokies excessively and lose their life savings, sending them into a spiral of meth addiction and despondency.

'Damo been at the pub for 10 hours, tappin' away on the tradie's keyboard. Says today is the day he's gonna win it all back so he can see his kids again.'

Tradie's Keyboard by NMEwakeup September 8, 2022