Jerry’s House

Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!

Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!

You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.

Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.

When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.

by My name isn’t jerry July 4, 2021

Jerry the Hamburglar

A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.

Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.

Mom: Where did the ham go?

Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?

by Thehammatime August 16, 2021

Jerry Arcentales

A cool guy! He is chubby but he makes it work. He is part of the LGBTQ since he was 13 years old. Usually very extroverted and tries to make many friends.

Yo it’s Jerry Arcentales! Everybody loves Jerry Arcentales!

by Jerrytheperry420 February 2, 2022

Jerry squad

Jerry squad is a elite group of firefighters, known state wide for being some of the finest men bringing quick work to all fire fighting operations, also referred to squad 12

The Jerry squad made a quick stop on the working fire.

by Jerrysquad April 10, 2023

Jorra Z

He is one of the best rappers out there, even Eminem was afraid to diss him.

Reporter: have you heard about Jorra Z
Eminem: pls don’t mention him he will diss me
Kendrick Lamar: greatest upcoming rapper man
DJ Khaled: HE THE BEST MUSIC, THEY AINT BELIEVE IN HIM, god diddddd

by Elli7777 September 16, 2023

Slapping Jerry

When a laying down man with an erection punches their boner penis like a punching bag. The head should wobble with the shaft back and forth.

After I went to the movie with a naughty girl I had a nice boner so I started slapping jerry.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015

Unlucky Jerry

Jerry is the twin brother of earl and both of them does stupid stuff

That’s such a unlucky jerry situation

by Nairda September 27, 2019