fuck-jockey

Someone that does all the work, and riding, to get there partner off, but doesn't get any satisfaction for themselves.

Can also be used as a derogatory term.

He used me as his fuck-jockey last night.

You are such a fuck-jockey.

by dfhsdh January 2, 2008

Pizza Jockey

One whose occupation is making pizza for consumption by the unwashed masses of the world.

When I dreamed of what I wanted to be when I grew up, Pizza Jockey was almost always on the bottom of the list.

by isyaple January 22, 2010

Sack Jockey

One who stays in bed all the time, sleeping excessively.

Lee has been in bed for 27 hours straight. What a sack jockey.

by WindowLicker9000 May 3, 2010

Counter jockey

n. a retail store employee, usually a teenager, who works a register.

That emo girl's dressed like a Hot Topic counter jockey.

by wayfarer April 29, 2005

jabber jockey

A person who will not shut up and talks all the time. Or a Radio talk show host who talks instead of palying music.

That jabber jockey on the radio is a real motor mouth. He never shuts up.

by sputnik radio May 16, 2008

hymen jockey

one who takes many virginities

wow. That playa is a strait hymen jockey!

by hymen killa December 18, 2008

Schlock Jockey

Designers, inventors or marketers who develop pointless or ego-driven products, and then become more popular due to the controversy generated over their dubious value. Such products are often referred to as Schlock, while the act of developing ego-driven schlock is commonly called Design Masturbation.

That new chair that looks like a turd standing on end,clearly must have been designed by Karim Rashid. He's such a schlock jockey.

by salu1999 October 19, 2009