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Johnny Quest

Someone who thinks you are a sellout.
Johnny Quest thinks we're WHAT?
Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts, sellouts!
by J. Kyle October 11, 2003
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johnny and jane

term first coined by me and friends to refer to the countless laughably unsingleminded white guys and girls that inhabit major cities in the uk.

johnnys are white guys whose behaviour is a disgrace to the male gender. this includes when they dress up for fancy dress/themed nights and make fools out of themselves in attempts to impress janes in the hope of securing sloppy white people sex for later on.

johnnys also love public houses where they can drink to excess and then blame their disgraceful behaviour on their alcohol consumption.

their disgraceful, unfunny, cringeworthy & uncool white behaviour is frequently passed off as "banter" which makes it acceptable and even encouraged in todays white society.

however, johnnys seem to be able to cast spells over janes because janes invariably pair off with johnnys despite their disgraceful, typically white and uncool behviour.

in this way, johnnys and janes feed off one another and depend on one another to feel vindicated in their own disgraceful behaviour. they are ideally suited to one another, so mush so that they will never realise how disgracefully white their behaviour is.
an indie/rock/70s or themed/fancy dress night is a typical johnny and jane function.

johnny: waheyyy johnny boy how ya doin?! cheers mate!
johnny II: waheyy johnny lad, how are ya?! where's jane?!
jane: here i am woooo! i love indie music wooo!
jane II: wooo i love 70s nights! wooo!
johnny: ah there you are jane II, come ere giv us a kiss!
jane II: wooo!
suave onlooker: (shakes head) what a fuckin bunch of johnnys.
by johnnysarewhatiswrong May 5, 2010
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Johnny Bravo

Someone you see everywhere but never interact with
That guy has become a Johnny Bravo figure in my life
by Almostfriday May 12, 2022
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Reverse Johnny

where a person under 100 iq nuts on spaghetti and eats it
hi can i have a Reverse Johnny please?
by Thick yellow m&m May 18, 2019
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Johnny Quaser

Niche Internet micro celebrity / part time twitter reply guy… affiliated with Twitch and Bakagang
Johnny quaser is kinda funny
by Twitter ooc dickridin July 19, 2022
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Johnny Orlando

A loving sweet boy who cares for everyone in his life loves music and doesn’t really focus on stuff that don’t matter
Fan:OMG it Johnny Orlando I love you so much

Johnny:thx I love you too
by Jordynbrady9 July 20, 2019
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johnnie guilbert

the best emo ever!!
his smile is so cute and i love him so much
Johnnie guilbert is so cute”
i know right?”
by kirbroskie October 28, 2023
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