Nozzle jockey

The nozzle jockey is the firefighter on the knob at a fire

Pete loves being the nozzle jockey on the deuce and a half

by FF guy July 4, 2015

jockey butter

The oily, smelly residue that is a result of the accumulation of sweat, dirt, and left behind stuff between your ass cheeks after a long run or other sweaty physical training session.

My underwear was full of jockey butter after running a half-marathon.

I can't believe it's not jockey butter!

by gooty2 January 22, 2010

Jockey Handshake 👉👈

Takes at least 2 qualified Jockeys to perform the Jockey handshake. One Jockey is required to pull his meat stick out and wait patiently for another Jockey (or multiple) to do the same. Once said number of Jockeys have their meat sticks out they will start sword fighting or docking. The Jockey handshake is only committed by qualified and trained Jockeys!

Hey there Cletus, meet me in our secret location so we can start the day off right by doing the Jockey Handshake 👉👈

by Scooter Tooter December 16, 2022

elbow jokey

Someone who when playing poker decides to change the rules to make the game unnecessarily complicated in order to show off their knowledge of the game.

Introducing the big blinds, small blinds (aka big skank, small skank) halfway through a game.

by Stuart Roberts September 2, 2005

raft jockey

A racist name for a Cuban who made it to Florida on a raft.

Elian Gonzalez was a raft jockey.

by Meredith Kennedy August 9, 2007

gavel jockey

another name for a judge

"That gavel jockey gave me probation."

by B2274 January 3, 2008

forum jockey

a person who posts online in a manner to make themselves impressive and is often caught up in his/her own lie by other online posters

posterA: i raced a ferrari on main street with my car last night and kicked its butt.

posterB: main street has been shut for a week.

posterC: haha, what a forum jockey

by rxm6 February 18, 2009