Jobby

sad pathetic little gimp with little to no pubes and should rot in a cold room with no light with out food.

"want to go for a round of JOBBY"

by Liam Nudd November 15, 2004

Jobby

Big pile of brown stuf that slops out from your anus. Sometimes after a curry it leaves your ring feeling fresh and spicy.

I ran to the lavatory and realeased some jobby from my anus into the toilet.

by Sir Hoggan July 11, 2003

Joany

Hot guy

He's a Joany

by KaiLai November 28, 2018

Jobby

Anything that is not classified as a wanker.

I got my JOBBY stuck in my wanker.

by Harry Richard May 7, 2003

death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician

Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003

jonnyitus

To take on the appearance of a rubber jonny, after a particular bad event has taken place. e.g. physical exercise, night out
Large people tend towards this description more than the slight, due to having more areas of the body that can go flacid and limp
Condition lasts an indeterminate amount of time, depending on extent of bad event.

Sometimes used to refer to someone who is useless.

'you really have caught jonnyitus after that late night out. you won't be able to do anything for the rest of the day.'

'he has a serious case of jonnyitus'

by Oxford chapter for prevention of lies November 12, 2008

Jobby

A job thats also a hobby

It's not just a job. Its my jobby.

by Stonal May 11, 2016