JARED HIGGINS 

THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ALMOST AS GOOD AS BRETT AT SEX AND IS VERY HOT

some person: who is this Jared Higgins kid i have not herd of
Brett: oh Jared Higgins has a dick so long he can use it as a rope
Kevin: and it is like a tree it extends in different branches and some is halfway up my ass right now!

JARED HIGGINS by BRETT is better than Kevin April 24, 2019

jared leto 

four words, my so called life
four more words, requiem for a dream

he played jordan catilano in my so called life and harry goldfarb in requiem for a dream and he was in other movies like fight club and panic room
he's fine as hell!!!!

jared leto is mad hott
who didnt wanna date jordan catilano??

jared leto by deenie June 20, 2004

jared diamond

The eternal God of guns, germs, and steel.

I wish I was Jared Diamond
Why
Because he knows all and is the ultimate God

jared diamond by Jared Diamond GGS June 12, 2016

Jared from subway 

likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....

Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....

Jared from subway by THE MANDALORIAN 27 January 22, 2021

jared leto 

A hot guy who knows how to act and is very hot. Did i mention very hot?

Have you ever seen Jared Leto in Requiem for a Dream? He's a hottie!

jared leto by Jamie April 10, 2004

Jared Dudley 

Imagine a below average player, with a diseased potato head playing basketball.

I forgot to water my crops all year, now they look like Jared Dudley’s.

Jared Dudley by NBAdefinitions April 19, 2019

jared koch 

one who is obssessed with anal sex.

See you in fifteen minutes Jared Koch, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.

jared koch by misshaha November 6, 2011