Jared Leto

An amazingly talented male actor and singer who doesn't give a fuck what colour his hair is or what other's think of him.

Oh and he also doesn't know the term of 'Soon'

Jared Leto: The This Is War video will be out soon
*2 years later*
Echelon: Jared when will we get that TIW video!!?

by Miss30Mars April 4, 2011

JARED HIGGINS

THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ALMOST AS GOOD AS BRETT AT SEX AND IS VERY HOT

some person: who is this Jared Higgins kid i have not herd of
Brett: oh Jared Higgins has a dick so long he can use it as a rope
Kevin: and it is like a tree it extends in different branches and some is halfway up my ass right now!

by BRETT is better than Kevin April 24, 2019

jared leto

four words, my so called life
four more words, requiem for a dream

he played jordan catilano in my so called life and harry goldfarb in requiem for a dream and he was in other movies like fight club and panic room
he's fine as hell!!!!

jared leto is mad hott
who didnt wanna date jordan catilano??

by deenie June 20, 2004

jared diamond

The eternal God of guns, germs, and steel.

I wish I was Jared Diamond
Why
Because he knows all and is the ultimate God

by Jared Diamond GGS June 12, 2016

Jared from subway

likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....

Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....

by THE MANDALORIAN 27 January 22, 2021

jared leto

A hot guy who knows how to act and is very hot. Did i mention very hot?

Have you ever seen Jared Leto in Requiem for a Dream? He's a hottie!

by Jamie April 10, 2004

Jared Dudley

Imagine a below average player, with a diseased potato head playing basketball.

I forgot to water my crops all year, now they look like Jared Dudley’s.

by NBAdefinitions April 19, 2019