Japanese Squid Soup

When you insert live squid into your vaginal cavity. Then you squeeze the squid to death inside your vaginal cavity so they become a pile of mush and ink. You lastly push the squished squid out of your vagina into a man’s mouth for consumption, which completes the Japanese Squid Soup.

I gave chris some Japanese Squid Soup last night and he dumped me.

by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020

japanese game show

Japanese game shows are a type of television entertainment only a japanese person can create. (Because... Japan...) Japanese game shows can be literally ANYTHING! For example; It could be an ordinary quiz, or a massive international samurai sausage spongebob-related goat rodeo parkour world championships. WITH GUNS! All this in three words; "Japanese Game Show!" (No hate)

-Guess what! I watched a japanese game show yesterday!
-Really?
-Yeah! You should watch one too.
-Yeah, I did watch one two months ago.. but...
-..?
-... *leaves the room*

by YeahBaba21 May 16, 2017

Japanese War Chariot

A Japanese car produced/made 1999 or prior, the car generally resembles the great Yamato Battleship in its presence on the road, This is due to a number of things such as size, aggressive appearance or beefy appearance, history or even mystery. The car is usually unnecessarily long and wide, it could also be described as a presidential / imperialistic limo who's presence on the road could also make you feel uncomfortable. Don't be fooled though these weapons of mass destruction usually have the finest engines to be produced out of Japan and will eat your euro piece of shit for breakfast lunch and dinner.

Guy 1: "Woah! did you see that 1998 Toyota Crown drive past"

Guy 2: "Yeah I did, It's a bit of a Japanese War Chariot"

by H4RSH October 16, 2021

japanese bullet train

Another way of saying diarrhea.

"Oh No! I feel as if the Japanese Bullet Train is coming to town! Get me to a toilet, quick!"

by Perskakras December 20, 2014

japanese hush puppy

When a female takes a lemon puts it up her anus while she's having sex

It's insane that Kelly allergic to lemon I was going to do the Japanese hush puppy

by Shadow anus November 17, 2017

japanese giant salamander

The weeb's favorite salamander because its big like their wiafus tits and it lives in japan

Person1: that guys such a weeb I bet his favorite salamander is the Japanese giant salamander
Person2:yeah

by Meme man the madlad December 22, 2020

Japanese cream puff

The act of ejaculating on the face of a person who is about to have an orgasm.

Dude, he was hiding in the closet jerking off and then he ran out and gave me a Japanese cream puff!

by badmammojamma September 08, 2015